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The martyrdom of Mickey bin Laden

joyfulchicken's picture

Sad news, everyone.

Remember Farfour, the Jihadist version of Mickey Mouse? Well, he's dead. Killed by a filthy Jew, of course.


RIP, Farfour. You were a great martyr for the cause. I'm sure that you'll now get your 72 virgin mice in Paradise. Yay!

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Hey!

I'm from a jewish family!
Although i'm not religious...
DIE MUSLIMS!

joyfulchicken's picture

Really? We have a Jewish reader?

Nice :-D

Now all we need is a Muslim one. Yay, flamejihad!

neko-chan's picture

This is boring and retarded

They can't act. Seriously. At least they can't say the once we were good actors. But they're awfully good at trying to convince their people though. How? Start young. Yea brain wash them while they're still young. The kids probably think Mickey is their copyright and Ub Iwerks stole their little magnificent idea. Ub Iwerks can't be a Muslim can he? Oh he can. They can convert him and whatever that he has achieved in his lifetime will be the achievement of Muslims. More to the Muslim Book of What We Once Were Supposedly Celebrated For and should still be.

joyfulchicken's picture

You're right about the horrible acting

And Farfour's voice is more annoying than that of Jar Jar Binks.

carnifex's picture

Too bad they didn't show how the motherfucker died

I mean really, what'd be better than a burst from AK-47?

1) The world would get rid of a terrible actor.
2) The visual and audio effects would be very impressive.
3) The kids would rejoice.
4) Nothing beats blood and guts everywhere, and Hollywood already knows it.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Yes, the lack of blood and gore

is definitely disappointing.

When I saw the headline on CNN, I expected to see a video of Farfour blowing himself up on a bus or something. But I guess they wanted to break the stereotype, hehehe.

yeah,

its one pussy ass, bitch ass mouse, got killed by a ass-whopping, wat a pussy

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes

Since when is getting beaten to death by a Jewish real estate agent considered martyrdom? Useless kids. Back in our day, we used to fly planes into buildings.

philos's picture

Hey JC,

Remember the time we went on live tv and just hacked some chicken's head off? Ahhh... Those were the days!

carnifex's picture

Or planted a bomb in the middle of Baghdad...

...killing 100 people, 98 of who were Muslims themselves...

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joyfulchicken's picture

But they're the wrong kind of Muslims!

They totally deserved to die.

neko-chan's picture

This reminds me of a funny song my friend sang

Wo zhai san zhong lai
Dai zhi ki kuan cheng
Kgua tiuk huan na peng
Ka ee luan kui cheng
Tneg nang si chi pgua
Huan na pien huay tgua
...(forgot the last line)

HAhaha! You probably don't understand a word I'm saying. It's Mandarin+Hokkien

joyfulchicken's picture

I can't understand it

Why use a foreign language? We should all speak Arabic. It's the greatest language in the world. Yay!

neko-chan's picture

Well

you can't use their language to talk bad about them can you?

joyfulchicken's picture

I guess not

That's why I use English like a filthy Jew. Yay!

Les Kitty's picture

Again, I agree with Neko

Plus, they're ugly people T_T

joyfulchicken's picture

And they didn't explain

why Farfour's grandpa is a 30-year-old dude. Confusing.

carnifex's picture

And they didn't explain...

what a fuck is with Arabian genome that Arabian Grandpas have mouse grandsons.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe the grandpa

had sex with a rat?

Les Kitty's picture

Aha!

Why am I not surprised?

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe the grandpa

mistook the rat for a camel, hehe. Yay for racist stereotypes!

neko-chan's picture

Hah!

I noticed that too :)
Hey by the way, do you happen to know why they used Mickey? Why? Why?

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, I don't know

Maybe they're just trying to make jihad more appealing to kids?

neko-chan's picture

There are so many other characters

Hello Kitty for example. Or Donald Duck. Or...I really can't think right now.

carnifex's picture

Yeah!

And Hello Kitty is inherently evil as well.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Yes, Hello Kitty would work

Someone should send the suggestion to Hamas TV.

philos's picture

While some Arabs may rape clean-shaven men

I don't think any will admit to being gay... and Hello Kitty really is so gay a mascot to use. And Donald is just retarded.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes, ducks suck

And Pluto and Goofy are filthy dogs just like Christians and Jews.

land and religion - terrible mix

maybe they're gonna put up a disney world in the middle east... i wonder what types of attractions would come with it.

joyfulchicken's picture

Good idea

They already have Farfour. Just add Minnie in a burqa plus some other characters and they're good to go. Yay!

philos's picture

Hmm...

Maybe they'll have a ride called The Crusades hehe... that's the only glorious days they had.

joyfulchicken's picture

Crusades?

Wouldn't they call it jihad?

philos's picture

That'd scare off potential customers

We all know only westerners are stupid enough to get on those rides.

lol

lol!
nice job memritv :)

joyfulchicken's picture

They sure are doing their part

in raising awareness. There are lots of interesting/disturbing stuff on their site.

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