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Green is the color of idiots

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Last week, some Greenpeace activists were arrested after breaking into a state-owned coal-fired power plant in Zambales, Philippines (Source: INQ7.net). Greenpeace is now whining about how their activists were attacked by the guards. Wah! They responded violently to our peaceful protest action!

Here's a newflash for you, Greenpeace activists. Breaking into restricted government property may or may not be "peaceful", but it is certainly illegal. How can you break into a high-security facility at a time when everyone is nervous about terrorism and not expect to get attacked? What exactly did you expect anyway? A red carpet and a welcome drink? Idiots. You should consider yourself lucky that you weren't killed--which actually wouldn't have been a bad thing for the human gene pool. I hope you all rot in jail.

This is not the first time that Greenpeace has caused trouble in this country. In fact, just two weeks ago, Greenpeace was fined $7000 after its flagship, the Rainbow Warrior II, damaged a coral reef at the Tubbataha Reef Marine Park (Source: INQ7.net).

The Greenpeace idiots were there to inspect the harmful effects of global warming on the coral reef. They found... nothing. Red Constantino, a Greenpeace official, said the reef appeared to be healthy.

The reef appeared to be healthy you say? Well, not anymore... because your fucking ship just smashed into it! Great job protecting the environment, Greenpeace! You are our hero! What's next, protest against logging by burning down forests?

With their latest shenanigans, Greenpeace has now replaced PETA as the activitist organization that I despise the most. PETA at least occasionally features naked women in their ads. Greenpeace features nothing but idiots.

They are idiots because they are unable to articulate their cause intelligently. They keep saying that nuclear energy is evil, genetic egineering is evil, Simon Cowell is evil, but they fail to present sensible alternatives. They do keep repeating vague ideas like "sustainable wind energy", but they can't say how much the fucking windmills are going to cost (probably a lot) and who is going to pay for them (definitely not me).

Instead, they resort to cheap publicity stunts like breaking into power plants and crashing into coral reefs. What do they want us to do? Shut down all the "dirty" power plants and send the country back to the Stone Age? Is that what it will take to make them happy?

Idiots.

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philos's picture

And such a stupid name too

You'd think all they did was grin and wave the peace sign

joyfulchicken's picture

And if they are so peaceful,

why did they name their flagship the Rainbow Warrior II?

joyfulchicken's picture

Hahaha

These activists look like dicks.

philos's picture

Hmm...

I saw this film "Meet The Parents," and Robert de Niro mentioned genius choose green. Perhaps they wanna sound smart.

joyfulchicken's picture

Huh? Green?

Is that true, Mensa Boy?

Some of them are a

Some of them are a beneficial association for humans

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

MEBA amoeba?

hellow

wow pingo

Greenpeace idiots

One day these greenpeace jerks are going to pull off some stupid stunt some guards are going to open fire and some greenpeace jerks are going to end up VERY DEAD i mean their nothing but crinimals they should be shut down their stupid and only a jerk has anything to do with GREENPEACE

joyfulchicken's picture

And of course,

the dead activists would be hailed as martyrs for the cause.

Saw a funny cartoon in MAD a

Saw a funny cartoon in MAD a few years ago showing enviromentalists carrying SAVE THE WHALES signs and a whale is about to splat them and in a more recent issue it was a look at going green and it was pretty funny especialy the one showing the family protesting agianst proposed oil drilling and urging wind power and have their ocean view spoiled by wind turbines then the one where the wackos come to celibreate EARTHDAY and leave mountians of trash. I sure hope you saw it it was funny

joyfulchicken's picture

Haha, didn't see that

But yeah, it's fun to make fun of environmentalists :-D

We used to have one of those

We used to have one of those eco-freak groups in our small town they were always filing those stupid lawsuits to halt logging and the fact their big leader lived in a log house and had another one with a wood burning water heater and then his group were amonst a bunch of low life reptiles who sued to cut off the water in the KLAMATH BASIN and this eco-group disbanded shortly after that but the jerk is still going i mean these greens are often the biggist hypotcrits around

joyfulchicken's picture

Hehe

Yes, hypocrisy is quite common among the activist types.

Im a tough old shorebird

Im a tough old shorebird with a real big time attatude i realy get ferocious when the greens try to bother me AND I REALY HATE HAVING MY TEMPETURE TAKEN ITS AWFUL SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

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