Terminate Miss USA
Last week, reports surfaced that Miss USA Tara Conner might be fired because of bad behavior. However, pageant boss Donald Trump decided to give her a second chance. Here's a quick summary of what happened at the press conference.
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Please don't fire me, Mr. Trump! |
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Fine, you're not fired. |
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Yay! |
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Now you must die, woman. |
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Huh? Who the fuck are you? |
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I'm the Terminator. Prepare to be terminated. |
BANG! |
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You... you shot me! |
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Yes I did. |
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Oh my God, they killed Miss USA! |
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You bastard! |
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Yay! I've finally terminated Sarah Connor! |
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That's Tara Conner, not Sarah Connor, you dumbass. |
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Oops, hehe. Oh well. I'll be back. |
No, I'm not drunk, I swear.
By the way, here's some random trivia from IMDB: O.J. Simpson was considered for the role of the Terminator, but the producers feared he was "too nice" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.
Heh.
O_O
OK, I know, it's gross assumption, but...
Hell, does Arnold have boobs in that photo or what? O_O
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Hmm, nice cleavage
That's what you get from steroids.
sarah conner
That was just too funny...
Funny?
I'm guessing that you're either drunk or high on weed, hehe. But I thank you for your kind words.
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