Sleepwalking through iBlog3
The 3rd Philippine Blogging Summit, or iBlog3 for short (don't ask... I don't understand the logic either), was like a dream. Literally. I'm not used to being awake before noon, so I was drifting in and out of sleep throughout the two-day event.
Because I arrived at 11 AM on Day 1 and 10:30 on Day 2, I missed some of the early morning speakers. That's no big deal. I can just visit their blogs and get a pretty good idea on what their lectures would have been like. But missing the mid-morning snack on Day 1... now that's really sad.
Overall, the most entertaining session was Dean Alfar's lecture on... hmm, I don't even remember what it was about, but it sure was great stand-up comedy. The most boring one? Probably Atty. Jaime Soriano's long lecture on copyright. In fairness, I don't know for sure if all of it was boring, because I fell asleep after the first few minutes, heh. I know, I know, I'm such a disrespectful kid. I apologize. I do like his website's very useful law library, which I've bookmarked a long time ago.
During the lunch breaks, I hanged out with Arbet, who has cool hair (it looks similar to mine, so of course it's cool), and Dhon Jason, who has a cool camera. I must thank them for enduring my incoherent semi-conscious ramblings.
As I waited for the next session to start after lunch on Day 1, I chatted briefly with the two people seated behind me, Avi and Tim, and made them write down their URLs. I intended to do the same with everyone in the room, but the nearest stranger was one seat away, which meant that I had to stand up. My brain said go, but my lazy butt said no. Guess who won?
There was an open mic session, and I did get off my butt for that--couldn't miss the chance to mention chickenmafia.com. Quite a few others got up to talk about their blogs, but I couldn't write down the URLs because I forgot to bring a freaking pen. I did manage to remember the one about Baguio because I hate that city, and also the Pink Urinal blog because it has a catchy name.
Speaking of catchy.... On Day 2, this guy who calls himself the Jester-in-Exile wore a nice jester hat.

Damn... that's so much cooler than my Chicken Mafia T-shirt! I've got to wear a chicken suit to iBlog4. Hey, I'm serious. If someone can get me a chicken suit, I'll wear it, I swear.
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The Chicken Mafia would like to thank Jeff for leaving a comment and NineMoons for linking to us. By doing so, you kids are supporting our world domination plan.


thank you for attending iBlog3!
Hi Chiken Mafia. Great to finally see the face behind the site. You forgot my shirt order though. :(
Look forward in seeing you again next year.
I didn't forget
I just think that 500 pesos is too much to pay for a shirt of dubious quality. If I ever find a way to produce chicken shirts more cheaply, I'll reserve the first one for you :-)
Shirts and Jester Hats
You're not cut out to be a businessman. HAHAHAHA.
By the way, I have a nicer hat :P
Didn't dare tell him so when he was wearing the hat outside the audi. HAHAHAHA again. :D
Now that's a real jester hat!
Nice bells. I wonder what kind of evil sounds they make.
Le Hat
They purr... :3
i hate her
wahaha nicer hat indeed :D
The two of you
should have a hat-off. The winner gets to challenge the pope.
nah, i concede.
after all, the kid is prettier.
Kids bite
Now quit calling me a kid.
It's like watching movies again.
"Uh... Excuse me. How old are you?" the movie was R13.
The one of you
Challenge the pope?
Can I choose the battle? :3 I wonder if he'd agree to making a sanriotown video? Tee Hee for the plugging.
I don't know if
the pope can make a Hello Kitty video, but I'm sure he'll do well in a hat challenge, heh.
i hate him
Pardon the smudged eyeliner--the photo shoot just ended :P
You should get a new one. You have been challenged by the kid.
shirt
Have your shirt printed in bulk and try Manila area, especially Recto Ave., lots of stores offering this kind of service, and I believe a whole lot cheaper than in the mall/s.
Thanks
I should probably take a look there.
I'm not sure I want to print them in bulk though, hehe. I wouldn't know what to do with 200 chicken shirts.
Wow it's a 2 day event?
And you get to eat? And people give speeches? Then did you give one? =P
Yay more blogs to read!
HAHAHAHAHA! About the hair... LOL! That's how the chickens say it! Yea!
Getting to eat was of course the most important thing
The cinnamon rolls were delicious. The muffins? Meh.
the egg pies
Were heavenly!
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
-Jessica Simpson
They were?
I thought they were too sweet. Three of those would be enough to give me instant diabetes.
thanks
extra ako! yahhooo! hehe saya!
Don't say "Yahoo"
You'll hurt Google's feelings. They did sponsor iBlog3 :-P
no i wasnt on pot, it was
no i wasnt on pot, it was the meth, dood. or something. i dunno, i was asleep the whole friggin time, for crying out loud
i'll link you up if you spare a country under my name when you have the whole Chicken Mafia world under your belt. how's that for a deal?
i have a chicken mask PDF somewhere in my stack of archive CDs here somewhere. it also came with a video of a chicken doing cartwheels and tae kwon do and the sh*t
Tsk tsk tsk
Drugs are bad, kids. You use them, your brains rot, and then JC takes over the world. So think next time before you smoke pot.
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Meth is bad
Pot is actually good for the brain >:)
Deal
You can have any country in the southern hemisphere. The toilets down there swirl the wrong way, and that freaks me out.
Chicken doing taekwondo? Now that's something I've got to see.
hey, no problem. always glad
hey, no problem. always glad to help people out with their plans for taking over the world.
'cos, really, i support people who'd do an aces-better job than many current regimes.
on the other hand, i second ms. janette - i wanna shirt too ^^
Yes, I would be an awesome dictator
Legalized pot and no Oprah on TV... that's utopia.
It's the hair...
...that counts.
And when Chicken Mafia takes over the world, Arbet Loggins' Chicken House gets to harvest loads of chickens he he. Kidding.
So you want to be the Asian Colonel Sanders?
Good for you.
Arbet Loggins' Chicken House
So the Chicken Mafia should fast track its world domination plan so I can begin mah business.
Reminder
This is to remind you that iBlog 4 is on the 26th of April. Please be reminded, also, of the following:
"I've got to wear a chicken suit to iBlog4."
www.AWBHoldings.com
What?
Who said that? *Whistles*
As mister Joyful Chicken's lawyer, ...
I must point out the additional clause at the end of the signed contract:
"If someone can get me a chicken suit, I'll wear it, I swear."
If my client isn't provided with a chicken suit, he may choose to unfulfil this promise. However, if he IS provided with it, I want to see the damn photos first! :-D
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My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)
Hahaha
Good job finding the loophole in the contract :-D
You owe me a dinner, ...
when I come to Philippines. By "dinner" I mean a typical three-course dinner with fresh and tasty food and normal-size portions.
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Damn lawyers
Always overcharging :-P
Ooh
So Carney has plans to go to Phil. That's new :P
Don't believe everything
lawyers say :-P
Phil? Why Phil?
Tiffy is so much hotter than Phil :-|
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Oh my god!
Carnifex and Dodge have switched bodies!
Huh? You just saw Dodge in drag?
O_O
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My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)
It's worse than that
He's suddenly coherent, and you're talking nonsense.
Ah, right.
When I responded to that, for some totally unclear reason I thought she was talking about Philos, not Philippines. Oh the shame to me :-(
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My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)
Haha
See? That's what marijuana can do to your brain :-P
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