Hello Satan
I've always said that Hello Kitty is evil, but does anyone ever listen? Finally, I've been proven right. Last week, Tiffy blogged about a new product line from Sanrio that features a devil version of Hello Kitty. Aha!
Now that Hello Kitty has shown her true colors, we can expect fundie Christian groups to go up in arms and try to have the cat banned. Hello Kitty is as evil as Harry Potter and The Da Vinci Code! Ban ban hallelujah!
Well, I was one step ahead of them. I immediately declared Hello Kitty as the Antichrist and set out to find proof. After a quick Google search, I found this nifty little Antichrist Detector. Score! So I typed in "Hello Kitty" and clicked the "Submit" button, but instead of getting the 666 that I expected, I was told that Hello Kitty has the sacred number of Christ, 777.
What the hell? That can't be right! So Hello Kitty is both the Antichrist and the Christ? I'm so confused. And with this evil new device, Hello Kitty is apparently trying to take over the role of the Virgin Mary too. Jesus!
We're doomed.
i hate religion, it's far more complicated than math
let us all pray that the world doesnt get filled with minions of something cute and pink and girly and evil.
It's probably too late
Hello Kitty is everywhere. We're doomed.
Well...
Religious topics can boost your blog traffic big time. Try it. :P
Hmm
How come that doesn't work for me? Maybe God hates me :-(
oh noes
the devil is wearing a black panty with an offset pink heart print. eeeeeevil!!
Hmm, good observation
Hello Kitty is too evil to wear pants.
Paradoxes
Hay, paradoxes.
If by "paradox"
you meant "pure evil," then yeah, I agree :-D
The toaster
is cool ;) Though I'd much prefer it to be something other than Hello Kitty
How about
The virgin mary toaster? hehe
There was no Virgin Mary toaster!
It was a miracle, damn it. A miracle!
The kind of miracle you're after
... Poor girls.
Huh?
What poor girls? :-P
Yea what?
And what Virgin Mary? :P
I have the right to remain silent
Anything I say may and will be used against me.
I was just... uhm... watching too much TV last night :P
I see
Those poor Gilmore Girls :-P
Shhh...
That's supposed to be a secret. But what the heck.
The Virgin Mary is the third member
of the Holy Trinity: Father, Son, and Holy Toast.
I like! <3
I kinda like the Hellow Kitty devil version. It fits my room better than the old fashioned white one. XP
Oh, and is that a heart on her butt?
That does looks like a heart
She drinks and poops blood!
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