Meme (whatever that is)
Tagged by Arbet Loggins' Chicken House....
What is a meme? Wikipedia has a definition, but it's too complicated. However, being the cyberstalker that I am, I soon traced this tag back and found Abbie's blog. She has an easier definition (and you've got to admit she is pretty cute).
MEME - Noun. An idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from person to person within a culture.
Did you get it? No? Neither did I. Doesn't matter, it's not important. Let's get on with the meme. There are actually two separate memes here, so we need to work fast.
I. ABCs
Instructions: Just change the answers and tag somebody else as per the rules below. Pretty easy, right?
A - Age: 26 (though I look a lot closer to 36)
B - Band Listening To Right Now: The Beatles (yes, I'm really just 26)
C - Career: physical therapist and future philanthropist (though I wish I could be one now)
D - Drink or Smoke: chickens don't smoke but we drink anything as long as it's free
E - Easiest Friends To Talk To: CCF (chicken crime family and Christian church friends)
F - Funniest Moment: it's a toss up, you decide: my shitty valentine or my case for installing surveillance cameras?
G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Chicken eat worms, so it's worms for me. Last I heard, bears eat chickens.
H - Have a Girlfriend: Nope, so feel free to ask me out =Þ
I - In love: In-sane? You very well could be if you're in love.
J - Junk Food You Like: Oishi Ridges (Sorry Neko, you just have to wait 'til Nov.)
K - Kids: none that I know of
L - Longest Ride Ever: school (as in pre-school, kindergarten, elementary, high school and college )--19 years!
N - Names For Your Future Kids: Agatha (I hope she doesn't get beaten up in school)
O - One Wish You Have Now: to be funny (not funny looking mind you)
P - Phobias: pteronophobia (go do your own research); commitment-phobia
Q - Favorite Quote:
“In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders.†--Jimmy Fallon
R - Reasons To Smile: Mmmm... fooood! Ooohh... sleep! Ahhh... books!
S - Sleeping Hours: 12mn-3am
T - Time You Woke Up: 6:30am, 6:35am, 6:40am, 6:45am, and finally 11am
U - Unknown Fact About You: Honestly? I don't know it all. =Þ
V - Vegetable You Hate: okra... blech!
W - Worst Thing About You: procrastination
X - X-rays You’ve Had: dental and pectoral (chest--just wanted it to rhyme)
Y - Yummy Foods: roasted chicken with rosemary and lemongrass (What can I say? I'm a cannibal!)
Z - Zodiac Sign: the Chicken (I prefer using the Chinese zodiac)
II. 7even
Instructions: Each player starts with 7 random habits/facts about themselves. People who are tagged need to write on their own blog about their seven things, as well as these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose 7 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them that they have been tagged and to read your blog!
1. I read practically anywhere and anytime--on the bus, in line, while eating, going up and down the stairs, and even while walking. Doesn't seem to help my grammar or my spelling though--just cuts back on my exercise time.
2. I speak English in a fake British accent that I can't seem to shake off.
3. I sleep everywhere. I sleep during sermons, meetings, and lectures. I can sleep lying down, sitting, or even while standing on a train.
4. I enjoy flying down stairs. If there were such an Olympic event, I believe it'd be a cakewalk for me.
5. I like to explain things, especially food. Why ice cream isn't good after being refrozen (it's 'coz the air mixed with it is gone).... Why it's easier to get drunk drinking champagne than plain wine (the carbon dioxide in champagne facilitates alcohol absorption)... Why I'm avoiding gindara now (see "my shitty valentine" above).
6. I like to dance, or at least make funny gestures using my body in the fashion of what I hope is considered dance. And I love trying to sing. I just make a sport of mangling lyrics and going out of tune, hehe... not that I can help it though.
7. Back when I was a kid, they said that I look like then-child-actor Vandolph. Now it's Basty from Goin' Bulilit. They don't even resemble each other, and neither do they resemble me. Seriously, some people are just born blind.
I tag all 7 of our readers (Jeff is exempted because he has already been tagged by Arbet) in alphabetical order: Benj, Carnifex, Dodge (your time to shine), Euri, Neko-chan, The Philosophical Bastard, and of course Tiffy Tofu. Have fun you guys!
What's so hard to understand
about the Wikipedia definition of "meme"? Maybe you fundamentalist Christians can't accept the term because it was coined by the evil Richard Dawkins :-P
Anyway, thanks for doing this. Heaven knows I'm too lazy to do such a long one. Good thing Arbet was smart enough to tag "anyone from Chicken Mafia" :-D
Touche!
:-P
Touche!
:p
Heh
He just wants to talk about Abbie and hoping she would find him here :P
I've just attacked philos. I think I'll attack carney now.
Who's Abbie?
I've been gone too long
Abbie is a new target
of Philos' cyberstalking activities. See first paragraph of this blog entry.
Ooooh. Yeah.
I didn't realize.
My jokes always get misconstrued for something else
I just traced this meme back to her. I don't even know who she is nor did I inform her that it got up to this point.
And what can I say? She is rather pretty right? And if you're pretty you're pretty, can't do anything about that. You ought to know that Kitty now, don't you?
If you say "pretty" one more time,
I'm going to throw up.
Why? You're not fat.
You want to look pretty too?
(No subject)
I don't get it
Why are they puking all over the place? D:
Family Guy fans are retards and/or stoners
They find this sort of stuff hilarious.
I still don't get why they're puking all over the place
What did they drink anyway?
This is the first time
I get to hear his voice. I forgot his name. That kid with oval head. He sounds like he's 30. And by the way, Newton's 3rd law works on pukers.
They drank some yummy
ipecac.
The baby's name is Stewie. He is of course my favorite character.
Of course you can do something about that
So no, I don't know that by now. :-P
Good job, Philos
Now, if only that lazy kid would do it. Geesh, maybe I should edit the post and make it "Everyone from Chicken Mafia".
I don't think he can be bothered with anything
He's think he's being overworked as it is with his poop and penis slip videos.
"Everyone from Chicken Mafia" wouldn't work
Most of our other bloggers are even lazier than I am :-P
No
I've found out that you're lazier than I am. Why is that? Ask your webcam. Oh wait? Where is it?
And I thought we were equals.
What webcam?
I haven't even unpacked my new headset yet :-P
Oh right.
It's the headset. Correction: Ask the headset.
Installing the headset sounds like hard work
The package looks really hard to open. Then I would have to plug it into the USB port... so much effort.
Great.
Now I have How Harry Porter Died: The Story and this Meme to do. It's like going to school and coming home with homework.
Before I do that, I'll comment on Philos' meme. A price for the homework. But I'll try to not say mean things. Don't know why but somehow I keep getting ideas on how to attack! Yay! Attack!
A- I kinda agree with the age. <--that should hurt. I'm so mean.
H- Cheeky.
J- Yes. Together with Mountain Dew.
L- Totally agree with your longest ride. I can't wait to stop.
N- Agatha Cristie? And why would she be beaten up?
P- Hahahah! Like my dog.
1,2,3,5,6- Change!
4- I did that before too. Wee! Thrilling. And I think I said that before.
Finally, you have to tell us you tagged us!
Can't blame you with the age
And H? Blame JC, I had a whole self-deprecating joke for that spot.
Yeah, Agatha Cristie, the Grand Dame of Mystery hehe... No, she shouldn't be beaten up.
Hmm, your dog is afraid of getting tickled using his own fur?
Err... did I get that right, change? What do you mean change?
Yes, change
those annoying habits :-P
Oh shit.
You did tell me. I just didn't think of the chatbox. Laugh. You can all laugh right now.
There's the edit button
I love the edit button.
Hmm, I should disable the edit button
That way, any "oops" comments will stay on the Web forever. Forever! Bwahaha!
unless if u forget to register dis website come dis year,
then all the "oops" comment will be lost forever!! POREBER!!! and EBER !!
.............
and EBER!
Er, right
Now go do your homework.
Is Dodge Filipino?
What's with POREBER and EBER?
I don't know what he is anymore
He used to be so innocent when he was Philos' underling.
Any kind of underling with Philos attached...
isn't supposed to be innocent :-/
I know there's the edit button
It's not ethical in this case. :P
Hahahha
I'd rather answer it here. hehe
A - Age: 22
B - Band Listening To Right Now: Tool (duh. haha)
C - Career: medical student and collegiate debater
D - Drink or Smoke: I don't drink and I don't smoke.
E - Easiest Friends To Talk To: The people I grew up with.
F - Funniest Moment: Im the king of comedy. Its too hard to pick.
G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Worms!
H - Have a Girlfriend: Yes.
I - In love:Yes
J - Junk Food You Like: Spuds
K - Kids: No comment
L - Longest Ride Ever: long haul flights to the US. On road: a 3-day Northern Luzon trip (minimal stops)
N - Names For Your Future Kids: Zinedine, D'artagnan
O - One Wish You Have Now: to have broadband. lolololol
P - Phobias: I hate dogs.
Q - Favorite Quote:
"if we don't succeed, we're prone to failure" - George Bush
R - Reasons To Smile: hearing my own voice
S - Sleeping Hours: 11pm-7am
T - Time You Woke Up: today? 7 am
U - Unknown Fact About You: Im dyslexic
V - Vegetable You Hate: I dont eat vegetables
W - Worst Thing About You: i believe in something that some people are too stupid to grasp
X - X-rays You’ve Had: dental, chest AP
Y - Yummy Foods: STEAK! haahaha. Funnel cake.
Z - Zodiac Sign: Aries, Ox
II. 7even
1. Atheista.net was a last second choice. Haha
2. Both my lolos are named Benjamin.
3. I don't dance. I also can't whistle or ride a bike.
4. Im a carnivore. I dont eat ANY vegetable.
5. My english vocabulary is much wider than my Filipino vocabulary.
6. Im taping for ANC's Square Off next month. Watch out for it. hahaha
7. I had my last cigarette 2003. My last shot of tequila - 2002.
Don't want to clutter up your serious blog
with childish memes huh :-P Be glad that my site didn't eat your long comment like it did the last time, hehe.
I hope you're kidding about Zinedine and D'artagnan. If you're not, you better have them learn martial arts early :-P
I think all he has to teach his kids
is how to talk down those guys until they feel ten inches tall.
With names like that,
their noses would be bleeding before they can finish a sentence.
For someone who hates dogs
You sure name your kids after them.
Those are dog names?
Would that be animal cruelty?
i lost my blogpage, so i'll just post it here
A - Age: 25
B - Band Listening To Right Now: cypress hill
C - Career: prize fighter
D - Drink or Smoke: tryin to quit
E - Easiest Friends To Talk To: The people I grew up with.
F - Funniest Moment: my life is not funny
G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: neither
H - Have a Girlfriend: no, becuz i'm an asshole
I - In love: yes, after i get my hands on some happy pills
J - Junk Food You Like: potato chips
K - Kids: in the future
L - Longest Ride Ever: dont remember
N - Names For Your Future Kids: dwayne, dante, galatea, claire, and the fifth one would be "broken rubber" or "i couldn't pull out in time"
O - One Wish You Have Now: be rich and own a lot of properties
P - Phobias: I hate ppl, but i'm a philantropist
Q - Favorite Quotes:
"all our imports comes from oversea" - George Bush
"dont die!! wat are u saying?! speak in chinese! i dont understand english!" - kung fu hustle
R - Reasons To Smile: ppl i want to see and missed
S - Sleeping Hours: 12pm-7am
T - Time You Woke Up: today? 10 am
U - Unknown Fact About You: i'm a nice person
V - Vegetable You Hate: white carrots
W - Worst Thing About You: i'm always angry
X - X-rays You’ve Had: chest
Y - Yummy Foods: everything, except white carrots
Z - Zodiac Sign: Taurus, dog
II. 7even
1. i wear shorts to sleep
2. i dont like boxers, only briefs.
3. i can't swim freestyle well
4. i'm fitness junkie
5. wat is dis bullshit? i run of habits
6. i like transformers
7. I like yu-yu hakusho better than transformers, in fact i'm gonna youtube it now, haha
What the hell?
How do you lose a blog page?
And you're a nice person who's always angry? Uh-huh.
Still
nobody noticed if there was anything missing
Not everyone is as observant
as you are :-P
I'll take that
as a compliment from you. Yay!
Here goes
to Arbet's tag:
A - Age: 22
B - Band Listening To Right Now: Broken Social Scene
C - Career: IT project lead, butt-scratching - just my own
D - Drink or Smoke: drink
E - Easiest Friends To Talk To: high school friends. elementary friends. they're actually the same group of people
F - Funniest Moment: er. collapsing in a cage for overloading my squat
G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: worms
H - Have a Girlfriend: yes
I - In love: yes
J - Junk Food You Like: NERDS candy
K - Kids: they're fine until they start crying
L - Longest Ride Ever: bad weather on a flight to Iloilo in 1996, flight was rescheduled several times and we were right there waiting cos my folks didn't want to cancel the trip
N - Names For Your Future Kids: Gabriela, Joselito, you get the idea
O - One Wish You Have Now: Mac OS X Leopard to come before October
P - Phobias: cockroaches
Q - Favorite Quote: "You don't need a gym to be a gymrat - just move something, preferably something heavy."
R - Reasons To Smile: writing
S - Sleeping Hours: 6am-3pm, 2pm-11pm, 10pm-7am
T - Time You Woke Up: today? 12pm
U - Unknown Fact About You: I'm evil at heart
V - Vegetable You Hate: okra, ampalaya
W - Worst Thing About You: I'm never successful in pre-empting the fact that I am evil to the core, leading to frustration
X - X-rays You’ve Had: all sorts
Y - Yummy Foods: noodles
Z - Zodiac Sign: Taurus, Chinese: Ox (I teenk..)
II. 7even
1. I started school at age 5
2. I buy boxers, briefs in packs of 3's
3. I've always been obsessed about cloning a real-life Pikachu and took the UPCAT for a shot at MBB
4. I aced all coding classes back in school, but flunked Math. I live to prove that logic is not confined to Math, and that they don't always make the best programmers
5. forchrissakes, I'm only 22. Take my word for it, kthx
6. I don't like having to fix my hair. I wax my legs. If I weren't working in a corporate setup, I would've shaved all of it from all places
7. I lie on my back with legs crossed in my bed
Tags go to:
Coy
Joe
Ron
Rens
Kevin
Jed
Alan
I think
I blew the code on the "Arbet's tag" part. Please fix it, mod. thanks heheh
I don't understand
why you're doing it here. Why? :P
I'm actually thinking the same thing right now
Why here?
And it isn't even our tag!
What's happening here? Is this a new trend? :-D
Thank those who comment in CM
Our comments are funner than usual :P
Yes
I'm spending so much time wading through the comments that I don't have time to post a new blog entry... which is perfectly fine with me since I'm so lazy.
Two Theories
1. Benj and Jeff are brothers.
2. Jeff has accidentally scuttled his cpanel or blog (based on his twits).
Hmm, it has better be #1
#2 would be too embarrassing for a tech expert, hehe.
I'd rather
that it be neither. I've gone to all these blogger events (which I detest to some degree) to prove we're not the same entity and people wouldn't stop insisting. I still can't wrap my head around it, I can't see how we'd look alike
HAHAH
I'll believe you
when I see some DNA test results.
I wanna see
I wanna see!
ah noez hear we goez
neks post up yet? i can has reed teh nyoo pose. kthxbye
How many times do I have to tell you this?
Kids, don't do drugs.
I believe he's telling me something
But images would do better. So...photos please!
Hmm
Hey, I did that too. Therefore, I must be a good coder. Yay, logic!
Hmm... Good coder
Meaning you guys are good at cheating?
Encoding stuff in something is hard work :-P
Not that kind of code :-P
Bad kitty.
Hey
I'm supposed to be the good guy here.
You are?
I wouldn't have guessed :-P
Makes perfect sense, eh?
Benj would deffo disagree, but that's two of us already! I find the "majority-wins" system even more logical
I love logic now! Who knew?
Yes, I love logic too
I'm a super logical person, so everything I say is logical. If you disagree, you're illogical. Yay!
Anwered
Mine's here.
Very good
Six down, one to go.
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