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joyfulchicken's picture

Any of you regularly watching On The Lot, the American Idol for wannabe filmmakers? The show isn't very good, but I like it anyway because some of the contestants do manage to come up with fairly amusing comedy shorts from time to time.

But last week's episode was absolutely horrible. Six contestants were asked to make horror shorts. What happened? All six of the horror shorts sucked. One of them, Profile, sucked more than the others because it wasn't even a horror film. Or was it?

I got this in a forwarded email a few weeks ago. I don't know who made it, but I'm posting it here because it made me laugh.

Haha! Now that's real a horror movie!

On The Lot should forget about horror and go back to comedy.

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neko-chan's picture

Hahaha!

That's cool! And cute!

joyfulchicken's picture

It's not cute!

Horror can't be cute!

carnifex's picture

It's not only cute, ...

... it looks delicious as well.

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joyfulchicken's picture

That's true

Now I'm hungry. Time to go get a snack.

neko-chan's picture

It's cute!

Look at the chicken's fat butt. And look at their horrified face!

joyfulchicken's picture

Those sure are fat chickens

Ready for roasting... yum.

:D

Oooohhh....I love roasted chicken! But KFC is still the best! :P

joyfulchicken's picture

No!

ChickenJoy is the best!

carnifex's picture

KFC is coming to Lithuania

They will open in my city quite soon, from what I've heard :-/

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joyfulchicken's picture

There's no KFC in Lithuania yet?

And I thought we're the third world country :-P

carnifex's picture

No Post-Eastern-Block country had one

We will be the first. However, I'm not sure, how fa(s)t food makes you a second world country :-/ Anyway, we will have fun with animal right protesters before KFC is opened :-) Yay, naked PETA chicks!

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joyfulchicken's picture

Yay!

Be sure to take pictures.

philos's picture

KFC in Lithuania?!

Finally something decent to eat there, now we can schedule our 1st World Convention there. =Þ

neko-chan's picture

What?

No post-eastern block country had one? Hold on, what's that?

Shit. Now I'm hungry.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

Maybe the Soviets imposed vegetarianism. Yeah, that sounds right.

carnifex's picture

I have no idea, why,...

...but the only fast food that is popular in Lithuania is pizzas, and they aren't that fast either.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Really? No McDonald's?

And I thought the clown is everywhere.

carnifex's picture

There are McDonalds, sure

...but they're definitely not that popular :-)

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joyfulchicken's picture

Tsk, Europeans

Big Macs aren't gourmet enough for you huh :-P

neko-chan's picture

They're not?

Wow. McD is not popular.

Les Kitty's picture

Just because you named yourself after that... thing

Doesn't mean we all have to like it :-P

euri's picture

^_^'

I like that first chicken from the right. It's so fat. =3

joyfulchicken's picture

The fattest chicken

always gets roasted first. Poor fat chicken.

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