Oh the horror
Submitted by joyfulchicken on July 8, 2007 - 8:44pm.
Any of you regularly watching On The Lot, the American Idol for wannabe filmmakers? The show isn't very good, but I like it anyway because some of the contestants do manage to come up with fairly amusing comedy shorts from time to time.
But last week's episode was absolutely horrible. Six contestants were asked to make horror shorts. What happened? All six of the horror shorts sucked. One of them, Profile, sucked more than the others because it wasn't even a horror film. Or was it?
I got this in a forwarded email a few weeks ago. I don't know who made it, but I'm posting it here because it made me laugh.

Haha! Now that's real a horror movie!
On The Lot should forget about horror and go back to comedy.



Hahaha!
That's cool! And cute!
It's not cute!
Horror can't be cute!
It's not only cute, ...
... it looks delicious as well.
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That's true
Now I'm hungry. Time to go get a snack.
It's cute!
Look at the chicken's fat butt. And look at their horrified face!
Those sure are fat chickens
Ready for roasting... yum.
:D
Oooohhh....I love roasted chicken! But KFC is still the best! :P
No!
ChickenJoy is the best!
KFC is coming to Lithuania
They will open in my city quite soon, from what I've heard :-/
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There's no KFC in Lithuania yet?
And I thought we're the third world country :-P
No Post-Eastern-Block country had one
We will be the first. However, I'm not sure, how fa(s)t food makes you a second world country :-/ Anyway, we will have fun with animal right protesters before KFC is opened :-) Yay, naked PETA chicks!
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Yay!
Be sure to take pictures.
KFC in Lithuania?!
Finally something decent to eat there, now we can schedule our 1st World Convention there. =Þ
What?
No post-eastern block country had one? Hold on, what's that?
Shit. Now I'm hungry.
Hmm
Maybe the Soviets imposed vegetarianism. Yeah, that sounds right.
I have no idea, why,...
...but the only fast food that is popular in Lithuania is pizzas, and they aren't that fast either.
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Really? No McDonald's?
And I thought the clown is everywhere.
There are McDonalds, sure
...but they're definitely not that popular :-)
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Tsk, Europeans
Big Macs aren't gourmet enough for you huh :-P
They're not?
Wow. McD is not popular.
Just because you named yourself after that... thing
Doesn't mean we all have to like it :-P
^_^'
I like that first chicken from the right. It's so fat. =3
The fattest chicken
always gets roasted first. Poor fat chicken.
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