How will I Know if I Met the Person I Should Marry?

by Gary Cruz

The choice of a marriage partner should not be based on "I get a warm, wonderful feeling whenever we're together and I want to have that warm wonderful feeling forever, so let's go get married". Feelings have no logic on their own. They need to be acknowledged, of course, but they need considerable assistance from your brain.  read more »

Woman's Sexual Geography

Between 18 & 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered and half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 & 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 & 35 she is like India, very hot relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 & 40 a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 & 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes, massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 & 60 she is like Russia, very wild and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 & 70 a woman is like Mangolia, with glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan, most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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Man's Sexual Geography

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Say you’re at a party. You’ve had a martini or three, and you mingle through the crowd, wondering how long you need to stay before going out for pizza. Suddenly you’re introduced to someone new, Dr. Nice Tomeetya. You forget the pizza. Now is the perfect time to bring up all those strange questions you’d like to ask during an office visit with your own doctor but haven’t had the guts (or more likely the time) to do so. You’re filled with liquid courage . . . now is your chance! If you’ve ever wanted to ask a doctor . . .

•How do people in wheelchairs have sex?

•Why do I get a killer headache when I suck down my milkshake too fast?

•Can I lose my contact lens inside my head forever?

•Why does asparagus make my pee smell?

•Why do old people grow hair on their ears?

•Is the old adage “beer before liquor, never sicker, liquor before beer . . .” really true?

. . . then Why Do Men Have Nipples? is the book for you.

Compiled by Billy Goldberg, an emergency medicine physician, and Mark Leyner, bestselling author and well-known satirist, Why Do Men Have Nipples? offers real factual and really funny answers to some of the big questions about the oddities of our bodies.

I'm excited about the NBA Season, not only because of the game itself, but also because of NBA Fantasy. For those of you who have played it, i'm certain you can understand my anticipation. For those who haven't, visit the site and learn about game.

Who's read Harry Potter 6? I just finished it, and I've been looking for people who had finished it. I just want to talk about it. Really.. I'm beside myself.

Anybody been to Singapore? Share your best moment here, best place to go, fun things to do.

While eating ice cream today, a question suddenly popped in my head. Why do people like ice cream float? I don't like it. It's gross! Mixing ice cream and softdrink?! Does anyone really enjoy this stuff? Hope we can have a discussion on this.

Lemme start...

Katsimoto (Watanabe): "Do you believe man can change his destiny?"

Nathan Albrecht (Cruise) : "I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed."

-- The Last Samurai (2004)

I liked how one is encouraged to push on despite the odds stacked up against us, because life might be harsh, might even be cruel, but what it's not is predictable. It can and always does surprise us still, sometimes snatching us from the jaws of defeat just before we are crushed.

Funny but true...

I'm looking for ways on how to relieve stress. Specially the kind shown above. Any suggestions?

copied from: http://gsanvic.blogspot.com/

In the end there will be no winners, all of us will be losers, and the ones who will be most affected will be the poor. Nothing we could do for these loser personalities. Let us stop getting distracted. Let us do something positive, productive, sustainable. God's blessings we need badly but we also have to do our share of the work and it is a long hard journey before we get out of this sinkhole and provide a better environment for our children. We can do it if we just get down from the fence and work together.  read more »