Probably the weakest tagline ever
The girlfriend and I are planning a trip to Tagaytay, and we've been trolling the Web for info.
You'd think that Tagaytay.com would be a good place to start, and it is, but I had to laugh at their timid tagline.
Hey, it could be true. We don't know for sure, but Tagaytay is probably the most pleasant city in Asia! I mean, it's possible that you would have a decent time over there. Perhaps the food would be edible and maybe you wouldn't get cholera. There's even a chance that you wouldn't get mugged or raped. Yay?
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The search for a good place to stay was long and quite boring, but I did come across something mildly funny on the room rates page of a hotel called Casablanca.
What? A honeymoon suite for 5 people? Well, I guess it makes sense if you're a Muslim dude with 4 wives.
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In the end, we picked The Boutique Bed and Breakfast, which is probably a pleasant place. Wish us luck.
A muslim dude with 4 wives...
Or an Amazon with two husbands, a lesbian lover, and a tiger.
:-D
You and your fantasies! :-P
or maybe...
honeymoons nowadays just involve more people. =P
Tsk
A honeymoon should be between a man and a woman! That's the way God intended.
LOL
it's for five gay people! is this to say that tagaytay is probably the most homosexual friendly city in asia?
Five gay people...
a.k.a. the starting five of the LA Lakers?
hahaha
the honeymoon suite is intended for two swinger couples and a watch queen
Haha
Is it a honeymoon suite or an orgy room?
Honeymoon night is an endless marathon of fucking.
Orgy is an endless marathon of fucking.
What's the difference then?
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
Apples are fruits
Oranges are fruits.
What's the difference then?
Exactly.
Apples go to a fruit basket. Oranges go to a fruit basket. Orgies go to a honeymoon room. Honeymooners go to a honeymoon room.
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
Yay!
Fruit orgy! What?
Tagaytay is probably the
Tagaytay is probably the most pleasant city because they can't compete with this city.
Also, the next time a newlywed friend goes on a honeymoon and doesn't invite me and 3 other friends to go with him and his wife, I'd show him how many guests his suite can hold.
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Pleasantville huh
Oh look! Their mayor is Barack Obama!
When I clicked the Boutique
When I clicked the Boutique link, it played this terrible, tinny house(?) music(?), was it also like that in real life? Did you guys have to, uh, bed and breakfast accompanied by terrible music on endless loop?
Oh crap
I guess I'll have to bring earplugs.
On a related, and totally
On a related, and totally helpful, note:
There's a small inn along the main road in Tagaytay called Onebaggers, which, despite the suggestive name (how? what does it suggest?,) is a nice place.
For less than a thousand a night, it's a good place to crash. They only have free TV, but I don't think you're headed there to watch TV. (We were there to look at horses.)
Interesting
We're going there to, um, look at horses too :-D
For a moment I forgot about your currency
'a thousand' almost made my heart stop.
Hehe
Well, at least we're not as bad as Zimbabwe.
Belarus up to the year 2000...
...was also wonderful, a single US dollar being worth something around three millions of Belarusian rubles
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
In other words,
rubles were worth as much as rubble :-P
Or less
How much is it now?
That's funny
:P
Bad puns are funny now?
Yay!
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