Pussies and cocks
ArsenaL and I went to Metrowalk (home of the Phi Resto Bar) a few months ago. There, we saw this nice little pet shop from afar.
My 13-year-old brain found the sign very amusing, and I turned to ArsenaL and went, "Heh... 'Pussies & Bitches.' Clever."
"No, it's 'Puggies & Bitches,'" he replied in a judgmental "get your mind out of the gutter" tone.
Oh, puggies. That makes sense I guess.
I suddenly felt ashamed. Felt like a total pervert... a pervert with poor eyesight... a pervert with poor eyesight and a filthy mind that can't stop thinking about pussy.
Then we got closer, and guess what? I was right all along. Ha! It's "Pussies & Bitches," bitches! ArsenaL is such a prude... a prude with poor eyesight.
Anyway, props to the shop owner for coming up with a provocative name. I'm sure the parents who take their kids there to shop for pets appreciate it as much as I do.
Speaking of provocative names... anyone wants to guess what's in the Cockhouse?
Why
Cocks of course! :p
Um
If you say so :-P
Agree!
What else? Like chicken stuff or something.
Or those you use for cockfighting~~
Hmm
They were showing a cockfighting video on a TV near the window, so you might be right.
err...
chicken?
Probably
I didn't look closely :-P
Is that..
your home? or your base? or something like that..
Hell no
KFC will be our home base forever!
oh my
seriously... what a name for a pet shop...
cockhouse? hmmm..
cocks?
hehe...
you know, male chickens.
Maybe you can
go to Pussies & Bitches and buy a pussy for your cat :-P
I'm stepping aboard the
I'm stepping aboard the Obvious Bus and saying penises. Penises. Penises. Penises.
Unless your eyesight has failed you again, and it actually reads Cookhouse. In which case, it might be a shop for cooking supplies like pots,pans and penises.
Heh, Cookhouse
That's plausible. Yay pots, pans, and penises!
What's in the Cockhouse?
What's in the Cockhouse? Cock soup, of course!
Hahaha :-D
That made my day.
wat makes u think
its a pet shop? mayb its a shop dat sell dildos? has anyone considered the possibility of dat? i think we should at least put dat option on the table.
You seem to
like dildos a lot. Is there something you're trying to tell us? :-P
Maybe
it's a bar? serves cocktails or better yet, the most popular answer... cocks! Hehehe.
Hmm, cocktails
That's a reasonable guess.
Looks like a restaurant to me
somehow
A restaurant
for people who like the taste of cock?
I'll take it
that you mean chicken :)
Why?
Because I'd never make juvenile double entendres? :-P
It's my first time here and
It's my first time here and this caught my attention. :p
Ha!
I knew it! I should write about pussies and cocks more often.
And
attract more spam?
But
we're already attracting spam anyway :-|
Keep PETA away or the
Keep PETA away or the animals are doomed
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