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Random ramblings on a cold summer morning

joyfulchicken's picture

Question of the day: if you take a 30-minute nap at 11 PM and wake up six hours later, can you still legally call it a nap?

Yes, yes, I took a nap at 11 PM last night. I know that sounds stupid, but I was very tired, okay? It had been a long day. Well, not really, but it felt long because I only had around an hour of sleep before waking up at 8 AM to catch game 6 of the unexpectedly exciting Celtics-Hawks series.

In the afternoon, rain started pouring down moments after ArsenaL and I got to flag football practice late. Well, that sucked. And I was so eager to get back on the field after a three-week hiatus. I badly needed the exercise; my "beer" belly ("beer" is in quotes because I don't even drink beer) seems to be growing a bit more each day. It would have been fine if not for the fact than I'm as thin as a stick, and my bulging belly makes me look like an Ethiopian orphan (totally not cool unless Angelina Jolie would adopt me). The last thing I need is adding body image issues to my long list of mental problems.

Anyway, we watched Iron Man at SM Megamall and had dinner at Teriyaki Boy. I hadn't watched a movie at Megamall in years, and I'm happy to report that the place still sucks ass. They have the most uncomfortable seats with strangely sticky armrests (please let that be just a result of spilled soda... please).

I got home at around 10:30 PM and quickly got drowsy. So I set the alarm on my cell phone to go off in 30 minutes and plopped down face first on the bed. I was asleep in seconds.

I've recently replaced my cell phone's ugly rubber casing with a smooth plastic one. It looks great, but it also made the phone a bit slippery. The thing now slides randomly across my night table whenever it vibrates, which is what happens when the alarm goes off. Last night, as I sleepily groped around in an attempt to chase it down and stop the alarm, I apparently managed to somehow hit the remote control of my air conditioner enough times to turn the temperature all the way down to 16°C. Brrr.

At a little past 5 AM, I woke up shivering like an Ethiopian orphan with malaria. I had to run and make myself a steaming cup of instant coffee, which is quite a silly thing to do on a summer morning. But I'm all warmed up now, and I feel great. That 30-minute nap really did the trick.

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(Whee! Snowflakes!)

Fuck! I knew it! Iron Man has a bonus scene after the end credits! Can't believe I missed it. Fuck.

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(Yes, those are ASCII snowflakes. I'm a geek.)

Mica made a nice "tribute" video from iBlog4 chicken pictures, and I stole it. Yay! Go watch.

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carnifex's picture

Snowflakes are hexagonal :-P

Go change the font, there are some that give * as a hexagonal star, including the all time favourite Courier New :-P
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joyfulchicken's picture

Trying to out-geek me huh :-P

Good thing I'm lazy.

ArsenaL's picture

i saw the bonus scene in youtube

and couldn't they find other actors instead of him? =)

joyfulchicken's picture

Him who?

Are you referring to Robert Downey Jr. or that guy in the bonus scene? :-P

ArsenaL's picture

that guy in the bonus scene,

but some people like that guy.

joyfulchicken's picture

I think it's a very cool cameo

Why don't you like him? Because he's black? Racist.

ArsenaL's picture

he's in around 3 to 4 movies per year

plus he was a jedi, now he's a superhero

joyfulchicken's picture

I guess

we've managed to reveal his identity, heh. Yay for spoilers.

noooooo

Noooooooooooooooooooo. I was going to suggest that you watch the bonus scene on youtube and now this (obv I haven't seen Ironman :()

Oh well.

I don't really find Megamall theaters bad per se, its the maintenance and lack thereof that just bothers people like those sticky arm chairs, ew...

joyfulchicken's picture

Sorry about the spoiler

Blame ArsenaL. He's the one who gave it away :-P

I think Megamall theaters suck because they're old. In particular, their seats are nowhere as comfortable as the ones in newer theaters.

will see Iron Man tomorrow. thanks for the heads up

so there's flag football practice now? what's it like...

joyfulchicken's picture

Practice happens

when there aren't enough people for a game :-D

You gotta

love the Ethiopian orphan reference. You must have been thinking about Idol Gives Back huh? Shit. Am I the only one who hasn't watched Iron Man. PHAIL.

Oh yes, yay for naps indeed. Well it's still called a nap unless you take a shower when you wake up. If you did, then you slept, if you didn't then you napped. BAhahahahaha.

joyfulchicken's picture

Never heard that definition before :-D

So you're saying that Europeans nap more often than they sleep? Hehe.

For me, it's the thought that counts. So if you thought that you were just going to nap for 30 minutes but unintentionally snoozes for 6 hours, it's still a nap. Yay!

They're great

Naps are great. I sometimes feel more refreshed after a nap than a full 8 hour sleep.

Iron Man was great. Need I say more

Cellphone Alarms are great. But man, I have never woken to the sound of my cellphone alarm. The tones I have are too soothing to wake me up!

Teriyaki boy is great, but Karate Kid is a good contender. LOL!

Flag Football was great! That was one of my P.E. class in college. Kinda hard to get a hang of it at first since I was thought the normal kind of football.

joyfulchicken's picture

You have flag football experience?

You should come join us one of these days. You'd be a superstar since most of us are newbies.

what's there to learn?

are there rules? I thought it was just like playing tag.. with a ball.

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh, yeah

Most American football rules apply.

Wow this doesn't sound like

Wow this doesn't sound like you :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Why?

Because I didn't say "poop" every other sentence? :-P

neko-chan's picture

I don't know

it just doesn't :P

sm megamall sucks ass

haha..i like thatpost.. i dont like watching movies at sm either...wel.. i used to..but not anymore. id rather watch at promenade or eastwood.. hehe.. i got traumatized in sm and rob cinemas.. :p

joyfulchicken's picture

Traumatized?

Why? Did you get one of those sticky seats? :-D

ArsenaL's picture

Years ago,

I always watched in robinsons and sm. I sometimes do get sticky floors. I always thought it was dried softdrinks.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes,

that's the best case scenario :-P

Tsk...

Ethiopian baby with malaria~~ racist!!!! :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Ethiopian isn't a race :-P

So I'm just an insensitive jerk, not a racist.

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