Science for world domination
Most of us have, at one time or another, had the evil desire to take over the world. But the hard question is, how?
A recent trip to the Philippine Science Centrum showed me how science and technology can be the answer. Unfortunately, I forgot to take down notes, so I have to rely on my fuzzy memory as I show you some cool science stuff from the PSC that should be in the toolkit of every evil mad scientist with plans of world domination. Pay attention.
1. The Kamehameha
Thanks to super science, you don't have to be a Super Saiyan to knock out your enemies with this powerful attack.
2. The Jack Bauer Interrogation Device
As seen on the hit show 24, this device is very easy to use. Just attach the two cables to your victim's nipples, turn on the power, and shout, "Who are you working for?"
3. The Electrocution Chamber
Turn your nemesis to crispy bits of bacon with 10,000,000 trillion godzillon volts of electricity! Fun!
4. The Make-Children-Sad Contraption
With the help of this contraption, you can take innocent children on an emotional roller coaster by first promising big colorful bubbles then failing to deliver. If used correctly, the joy on the children's faces would quickly be replaced by tears and droplets of possibly toxic soap water.
5. The Instant Penis Enlargement Tool
Aside from boosting your already over-sized ego, a large penis will help you become the biggest dick that you can be--and that's what being a villain is all about.
Are you excited yet? If you want to learn more, head down to the Philippine Science Centrum at the Riverbanks Center in Marikina anytime between 8 AM and 5 PM from Monday to Saturday. The place has over a hundred interactive science exhibits that you can play (and possibly injure yourself) with, and tickets cost only 100 pesos each. It's fun for the whole family.
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I stole the pictures in this post from Lizz and Philos, because stealing, like science, is fun.
That mirror doesn't do much
That mirror doesn't do much for us womenfolk unless having four boobs is considered hot nowadays.
And I swear that kid was the quietest I'd ever seen. If someone attempted to stick *me* in a bubble, I'd karate-chop that mother.
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Hmm
Wouldn't four boobies be twice the fun?
If you had four hands, they
If you had four hands, they would be. :D
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Or two hands
plus two tongues :-P
That Make-Children-Sad
That Make-Children-Sad Contraption is perfect for destroying the morale of an entire generation.
*twiddles fingers... in an EVIL way*
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Yes
"Sorry kid, I lied about the bubbles. Deal with it. By the way, Santa Claus is a lie too. Also, there is no god and life is meaningless. Now cry."
haha!
Jack Bauer somehow always finds a way to say "who are you working for!"
And also
"Damn it!"
The Instant Penis
The Instant Penis Enlargement Tool looks SO COOL))
Spammers will think
that the phrase "penis enlargement" is cool and spam the hell out of this entry.
i believe
cats should take over the world. i'm not sure what that spells for chickens though. the place is cool. however, i do not think having a penis that long is safe. imagine it bumping things while you walk on the road. that has got to hurt.
Solution:
roll it up and wear tight underwear.
that
has got to hurt more.
Why
do you think cats should take over the world?
I'm surprised that
you don't agree with PM :-P
I'm a dog person
I'm a dog person. A cat that's a dog person. If that even makes sense
No,
it doesn't :-P
Just think
Garfield.
because
they can. imagine nine lives and falling on your feet even if that is atop mt.everest! LOL did you not notice that many of the contemporary take over the world films features cats?
Hmm
Can cats really survive falls from tall mountains? I guess there's only one way to find out :-D
How do you reconcile that with
The fact that cats are dumb enough to get run over almost all the time? Heck, its almost exclusively cats. Even chickens who cross the roads don't get run over as much as cats.
Well, that's true
I guess they expect cars to stop for them.
Wow! Did they have that
Wow! Did they have that thing that demonstrates how black holes work? The one that eats up coins? Because that's what black holes do. They steal your money.
No, they don't have those
Also, the politically correct term for black holes that steal your money is "African American holes."
Hmm... I'm pretty sure they have that somewhere
Didn't take a photo of it because it was boring.
Really?
Must have missed it.
Testicular Torture
I like the Jack Bauer Interrogation Device. I think this will elicit more yelps if attached to a person's testicles as opposed to his nipples.
Kinky.
Ehehe.
True
And you, sir, are a sadist :-P
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