The latest episode of Survivor must have been designed to incur PETA's wrath. First, we start off with Ami dishing out some excessive violence on a crab.
WARNING: spoilers ahead.
Then we have Jason beating a rat to death with an oar. Jack Nicholson would be proud.
And how about Jeff Probst forcing his poor human hamsters to run through a deadly obstacle course?
Next, we have psycho Ami making another appearance, this time threatening a goat with a machete. Oh wait, that's not a goat. That's just Erik, who had made Ami angry by trying to turn the tribe against her.
I love Ami. She can be both creepily sweet and obviously crazy at the same time, which makes her a lot of fun to watch. Unfortunately, her psychological manipulation tactics couldn't save her this time.
Well, at least she didn't snap and chop everyone up with her machete. Next week's episode promises to bring us some pure comedy, so stay tuned.
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