No, I haven't gone over to the dark side. Tiffy has.

She is now a vegetarian after signing some sort of pledge at a camp run by evil vegans. The good news is that the pledge is only for one week. And the bad news? She says that she plans to be a vegetarian for real if she makes it through the week. Sad.

Oh well, let's have a little fun at her expense. See the new poll over there? People, place your bets now! (If you're late to the party, you can find the poll here.)

And though it may be too late to save Tiffy, you can still help keep the people you care about safe from the dangers of vegetarianism. Always look out for the warning signs.

And all you vegetarians out there, think about this: if God doesn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them so delicious?