Most of you probably know that I'm not the most politically correct guy around. But this one really makes me mad.

What? Why must an ice cream scooper be younger than 25? That's age discrimination! Listen, I may be getting old, but I still can scoop ice cream as efficiently as any of you disrespectful young fools can. How dare you take away my opportunity of being the best professional ice cream scooper that I can be? Jerks.

Oh well, I guess that's one less career option for me. Growing old sucks.