Most of us have, at one time or another, had the evil desire to take over the world. But the hard question is, how?

A recent trip to the Philippine Science Centrum showed me how science and technology can be the answer. Unfortunately, I forgot to take down notes, so I have to rely on my fuzzy memory as I show you some cool science stuff from the PSC that should be in the toolkit of every evil mad scientist with plans of world domination. Pay attention.

1. The Kamehameha

Thanks to super science, you don't have to be a Super Saiyan to knock out your enemies with this powerful attack.

2. The Jack Bauer Interrogation Device

As seen on the hit show 24, this device is very easy to use. Just attach the two cables to your victim's nipples, turn on the power, and shout, "Who are you working for?"

3. The Electrocution Chamber

Turn your nemesis to crispy bits of bacon with 10,000,000 trillion godzillon volts of electricity! Fun!

4. The Make-Children-Sad Contraption

With the help of this contraption, you can take innocent children on an emotional roller coaster by first promising big colorful bubbles then failing to deliver. If used correctly, the joy on the children's faces would quickly be replaced by tears and droplets of possibly toxic soap water.

5. The Instant Penis Enlargement Tool

Aside from boosting your already over-sized ego, a large penis will help you become the biggest dick that you can be--and that's what being a villain is all about.

Are you excited yet? If you want to learn more, head down to the Philippine Science Centrum at the Riverbanks Center in Marikina anytime between 8 AM and 5 PM from Monday to Saturday. The place has over a hundred interactive science exhibits that you can play (and possibly injure yourself) with, and tickets cost only 100 pesos each. It's fun for the whole family.

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I stole the pictures in this post from Lizz and Philos, because stealing, like science, is fun.