I am neither.

That is, if the Political Compass test is to be believed.

Some people may accuse me of having the temperament of Hitler and the fashion sense of Gandhi, but according to the test, I don't have much in common with them as far as political inclinations are concerned.

The test classified me as a right-wing libertarian--which sounds about right. How about you? Are you a Hitler, a Gandhi, or a dumbass George W. Bush? Take the test to find out.