After Conan O'Brien jokingly mentioned the then non-existent "HornyManatee.com" on his show last week, NBC's legal department was forced to register the domain (click here for the whole story). Conan of course quickly turned it into a brilliant spoof of a porn site. He then asked the audience to send in their own pictures or drawings of hot manatee action. The audience obliged. They sent in pictures like this one....

And this one....

And... this one?

Um... OK... that's a cute manatee. And the panda beside her is adorable too. Ahahahaha! Oh, why... why must I be so mean?

Seriously, woman, it can't be that hard to differentiate between a manatee and a freaking panda, can it? That website is called HornyManatee.com for a reason. You'll have to find your dirty panda action somewhere else, OK?