I've always said that Hello Kitty is evil, but does anyone ever listen? Finally, I've been proven right. Last week, Tiffy blogged about a new product line from Sanrio that features a devil version of Hello Kitty. Aha!

Now that Hello Kitty has shown her true colors, we can expect fundie Christian groups to go up in arms and try to have the cat banned. Hello Kitty is as evil as Harry Potter and The Da Vinci Code! Ban ban hallelujah!

Well, I was one step ahead of them. I immediately declared Hello Kitty as the Antichrist and set out to find proof. After a quick Google search, I found this nifty little Antichrist Detector. Score! So I typed in "Hello Kitty" and clicked the "Submit" button, but instead of getting the 666 that I expected, I was told that Hello Kitty has the sacred number of Christ, 777.

What the hell? That can't be right! So Hello Kitty is both the Antichrist and the Christ? I'm so confused. And with this evil new device, Hello Kitty is apparently trying to take over the role of the Virgin Mary too. Jesus!

We're doomed.