At least I think it's a free food party. They're hosting the party to promote SM Hypermart or something. Not that I really care. I'm just here for the food.

8:32 Stolen a laptop. Yay!

8:43 Marcelle performed a magic trick with a ring. Ooh, shiny object. So distracting.

8:50 Where's the food? I'm hungry. Someone's talking on the stage. I'm not listening. Where's the food?

8:55 Still talking? Where's the food?

9:03 Did someone just say "dinner is served"? Yay! I'm out of here. Bye.

9:17 Back with a pile of food. Yay!

9:18 Eating and spilling food on the keyboard. Don't tell anyone.

9:50 Time for round 2. Yay!

10:13 Burp.

10:27 No more food. Time to go home. Yay!

11:40 Finally home. Liveblogging wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. Next time, I should just focus on the food.

To make this blog entry slightly more interesting, let me tell you about some of the happenings. To spice things up, exaggerations and outright lies will be added to some of the narratives.

• I got there almost one hour late. I somehow managed to slip through a side door without going through the registration desk. Their security sucked, heh. But then I saw everyone wearing name tags, and I got envious, so I went back out and registered.
• Arbet was sitting in a corner selling link love. Isn't that prostitution? Disgusting.
• Tiffy took a sip from a bottle of alcoholic green tea and promptly threw up all over the place. Couldn't hold her liquor, heh.
• Jeff had to leave early because of a meeting scheduled at 11 PM, which means that he's involved in something seriously illegal. No legitimate business would require a meeting at 11 PM.
• The tempura was delicious. The baked mussels were wonderful too--I think I had eight of those. Since I'm severely allergic to shellfish, I'll probably be dead in 30 minutes. Yay!