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joyfulchicken's picture

Good journalists are supposed to stay fair and balanced, but this Iraqi reporter at the press conference during George W. Bush's surprise visit to Baghdad clearly showed his liberal bias.


Shoo, filthy American dogs! Shoo!

President Bush may not be the smartest guy on the planet, but man, he sure has amazingly quick reflexes. If that were me standing at the podium, I would have caught the shoe... with my face. Bush dodged it as deftly as he does with foreign policy questions. I'm impressed. People may call Bush a lame duck, but come on, that was an awesome duck right there.

I don't know what the angry shoe-throwing journalist was ranting about, but I'm pretty sure that he was shouting "Don't tase me bro!" in Iraqi as he was tackled by the always efficient Secret Service agents.

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ChickenAde's picture

So here...

... I got nothin'.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

I just watched that 50 times.

ooohhhh

grandpa bush is still agile, able to dodge well i see. there's still some oil in that joints i see, i see. not going to die in until ten years.

joyfulchicken's picture

The man is in great physical shape

That's what frequent exercise can do for you.

Nice one.

I heard it was something about kidnapping. The journalist was once kidnapped blah blah. The video is tremendously funny.

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

So he misses life in captivity? Oh well. Have fun in Guantanamo Bay, buddy.

Haha

You said bush.

joyfulchicken's picture

:-D

Now I wish I had mentioned Dick Cheney in the blog entry somehow.

when you've spent the last 8 years dodging

you get good at it.

joyfulchicken's picture

That's true

I think Mr. Bush can have a long career in dodgeball after he leaves office.

philos's picture

I guess he got lucky this one time

I suppose the law of averages indicates that he has to be able to avoid some catastrophe at one point in his life. Sure wish it was Murphy's Law that was in effect in this case.

joyfulchicken's picture

Nah

I think he has been very lucky over his lifetime. A bumbling moron getting elected to the presidency twice? How is that not lucky?

chinesemafia's picture

You've also got to admire

You've also got to admire the reporter's aim. It was quite a good shot.

But come to think of it, I'm glad he dodged the shoe. I'm actually sad to see Obama take over. What will we have for entertainment then? Back to picking on PETA?

joyfulchicken's picture

Why?

Isn't picking on PETA fun enough?

chinesemafia's picture

Hmm..

Or maybe we're not picking on them enough to force them to hold naked protests in front of us. Let's up the ante!

joyfulchicken's picture

Sure

You post something :-P

philos's picture

Well

Obama is a baller... maybe we'll get to see him play Dubya?

joyfulchicken's picture

Um

Sure we will.

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