Show me, show you, Kikkoman, Kikkoman!
This is probably the single most disturbing thing that I've ever seen on the Net. And trust me, I've seen a lot.
It has been more than a year since I first saw it, but on dark and lonely nights like this, it still plays on and on in my head. It has become the soundtrack of my deepest nightmares.
If you want a taste of my misery, click on Kikkoman now.
Be warned that the taste of misery is a bit salty.
Damn right disturbing
Wtf?! Is this even for real? I mean is this an official advertisement from Kikkoman? Anyhow the explanation about the Kikkopunch is disturbing enough on its own hehe..
"Let us explain.
Kikko punch
The power of the punch which comes from Kikkoman's unnecessarily-built body is far more than what you can imagine.
In addition, since Kikkoman is always using his gloves for brewing soysauce, you'd be itchy when you get punched by him!"
Hmm
I don't think that this is an official ad, but it sure has an effective jingle--once you hear it, it sticks in your head.
Nightmares
So, did you get nightmares last night? I haven't dared myself to watch it again. I'm already having a hard time sleeping as it is.
Woke up screaming
I shouldn't have watched it again. Now I'm scarred for life.
You think this is bad...
In the original the poor little cat actually hangs itself after being yelled at by Kikkoman instead of just standing all sad in the rain. It's at http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf in case you aren't miserable enough yet.
The only way to cheer yourself up after watching this is with some irrational exuberance...Yatta! (www.verylowsodium.com)
Haha, stupid little cat
I actually like this version better. Hmm.
And the yatta thing... I'm a little confused, but it's hilarious, heh.
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