Signs from God
You'll only understand those signs if you're somewhat familiar with the doctrines and practices of various Christian denominations. And even if you can understand them, they're probably not funny at all.
But instead of complaining about how unfunny I am, why not try to do better? Head over to the Church Sign Generator, make some signs, and post them here.
Lol - now that is just too
Lol - now that is just too funny!
Really?
Thanks. You might be the only one who thinks so though :-P
I must be a really bad lapsed Christian...
...cuz I don't really get the last two. :o
Let me take over Carney's explainer role :-P
Catholics believe in transubstantiation, which makes them cannibals. Pentecostals speak in tongues, which makes them nutjobs.
That didn't
make things any better
It didn't?
Boo.
i made one but i think it's inappropriate...
oh what the hell
You can acquire religion through anal sex?
Then why aren't gay people more religious than the rest of us? :-D
No, I think that explains
No, I think that explains everything.
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It does?
Awesome.
Aye
That explains why I am still antireligious - I've never ever engaged in anal sex. Sexy catholic priests - take note, you have 10...9...8... to convert me. 4...3...2...1... Ah well, there goes your chance.
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
Catholic priests prefer little boys
You're too old.
Oh for fucks sake.
My life is so unfair. I'm not a girl, I have no inspiration to blog about and now I can'r be rammed in the ass by a Catholic priest because I'm too old :-(
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
Don't worry
You can still have the secretly gay evangelicals.
paper?
god tastes like paper? i thought maybe he tastes a little bit more classy than that. maybe like saffron?
Hmm
I've never tasted Roman Catholic communion wafers, so I don't really know what they taste like. Maybe they do taste like saffron?
What's stopping you from
What's stopping you from tasting one?
Laziness
If you can get me one, I'll eat it.
Paper
is definitely tastier. Believe me, I tried.
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
You tried what?
Paper or communion wafers or both?
Both
of course.
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My dead blog is dead since I hate blogging and I lead the most boring life ever.
Having played
Having played pretend-communion with friends using Haw Flakes, the first thing that came to mind when I had the real thing was yeah, 'twas like paper.
Hahaha
The idea of kids playing pretend communion amuses me :-D
What's that?
Filipino kids' game? You kids are so complicated.
Ha!
I didn't play that! I'm uncomplicated!
uhmm...
some things just seems funny even if its not meant to be...
im a moderate christian but i cant help laugh at things i find amusing(giggles)
It's okay to laugh at religion
I don't think God will punish us for that :-P
We eat our gods
He tastes like paper.
Ftw.
How come no anal retentive religious airhead has ever tried to call you on your lack of concern regarding religious matters?
Let the Foodistas Guide YOU.
Hmm
Maybe they can't post comments because they can't solve the math questions? :-D
Maybe
But it's not that hard to sign up for an account here.
Let the Foodistas Guide YOU.
Signing up for an account
requires answering a math question too :-D
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