Stupid French cat poop terrorist birthday yay
On some days, I seem unable to keep my train of thought on a single topic. Today is one of those days. Yay for incoherence!
Last night, I saw this clip from the French version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? The French Regis asked this old guy a simple question.
Q. What revolves around the Earth?
| A: The Moon | B: The Sun |
| C: Mars | D: Venus |
Easy enough, right? Uh....
And they gave him 1,500 euros? WHY???
The old Frenchie was stupid enough, but what's with the studio audience? When the confused man asked them for help, 56% voted for B: The Sun! They couldn't have been serious, right? They were either very mean or very stupid. And to think that many French people fancy themselves as intellectuals....
Here's a plausible explanation: the stupid old Frenchman and half the audience may have been infected with Toxoplasmosis. France has a very high prevalence of the parasitic disease, which according to some recent studies makes women promiscuous (Yay!) and men stupid (The sun goes around the earth! Yay!). The parasite is commonly found in cat poop. That's another reason why men should stay the hell away from cats and why guys who like Hello Kitty are stupid. Speaking of cat poop and Hello Kitty....
Yay! Pooping Hello Kitty!
This reminds me.... Today is the birthday of the world's #1 Hello Kitty fan. Happy birthday Tiffy! Of course, today is also the anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attack. So tell us, Tiffy, what is it like to have a major news event happen on your birthday?
Wait, I should know. On my third birthday, popular Filipino opposition leader Ninoy Aquino was gunned down at the Manila International Airport as he returned from exile. Three years later, his wife became the president of the country, and I had spent quite a few birthdays since then watching Ninoy tributes on TV, which of course feature endless video loops of him lying dead on the airport tarmac.
Maybe the white suit wasn't such a great idea. It could be tough to get those bloodstains out, heh.
Whoa, I've strayed pretty far from my original topic, haven't I? The right thing for me to do now would be to somehow link this back to the French game show clip, end with a good punchline, and salvage a semblance of coherence. But how? Hmm....
Oh, I know! The French assassinated Ninoy Aquino! Nah, that doesn't work. If they're not smart enough to know that the moon goes around the earth, there's really no chance that they can even spot the Philippines on a map, right? So... I've got nothing.
Poop.
what the..
lololol
Don't they teach Geography to 14-year-olds over there
Now I get Carney's jab at the French in his blogpost a few days back. Fair enuff.
Where do your gonads want to go today?
Give the guy a break
He's like super old. Maybe he went to school before the time of Copernicus? Hmm.
My jab about French was...
...that 90% of players in French national team had absolutely no trace of French blood, one being a
niggerAfrican-American from New York and several othersmonkeysniggersblack assesnon-French looking dudes from former French colonies in Africa. All in all there were like... two white people in French team.Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Er....
Yay for racism?
I'm not a racist
Senegal and Nigeria were two my favorite teams in the Football World Cup. I just don't like when the national team is formed 90% out of naturalized basketball players that have absolutely nothing to do with that country.
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Well, nationality and ethnicity
are two different things. A black French citizen has as much right to play for their national team as a white French citizen does, right? :-P
Wrong.
Otherwise Philippines would rent some Lithuanians, give them Philippines citizenship and would soon kick everyone's asses in the World Basketball Championship.
(Sound like a good plan for you, huh? :-P)
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
We don't have the money
Third world country, remember? :-D
It is theoretically doable though. There's nothing in FIBA rules against a naturalized citizen competing for his new nation's team. Just today, I read on ESPN that the starting point guard on the Russian national team is an African American. You're probably pissed off about that too huh :-P
Not exactly
I hate Russians, so they can have any scum they want.
Tyranids may look unpleasant, but believe me, you don't want to let them out of your sight
Yay for hating Russians
In Soviet Russia, basketball shoots YOU!!!
Obviously, I really havent been reading people's posts
...these past few days. and lack of sleep results to things happening such as the one that I just went through. blogged about it lately LOL
yay for night people!
Where do your gonads want to go today?
Yay indeed
Oh, it's almost 2 PM. Nap time!
woah
dats a mouth-full of niggers, i thought white ppl dont call black ppl niggers no more?
White Americans aren't allowed to anymore
But white Europeans apparently still can do that, heh.
oh yeah
happy birthday Tiffy! :-D
Where do your gonads want to go today?
yeah,
inbreeding can do dat 2 u, and yes Happy Birthday Tiffy, or Tofu? anywayz, u look prettier each year !! =) or Handsomer every year !!
Uhh...
Thanks?
I'm a girl by the way. :P
I didn't know we've known each other since last year! Woah.
Dodge counts in dog years
Yay.
how do
u count in dog years? 19 dogs years, dats like 190 yeras old dude.
And you have
the math skills of a dog too :-P
19 dog years = 133 human years.
I lol'd
Poop?
Yay for
laughing at dog-brained people, and yay for poop!
how do u
work out 19 dogs years = 133 human years? there's no internatinal system for dog to human life span conversion, so we can make up wat eva shit, u bastard
As defined by the UN,
1 human year = 7 dog years.
So yeah, I messed up there. I should have said "19 human years = 133 dog years" :-P
Thanks! :-D
19 years of living! Yay!
Ah la loona
If only I could curse in French.
Not exactly cursing, but....
What the hell...?
Hahahah! Your mother is a hamster. Haha!
Anyway, is there any significance in throwing cows and ducks and junk down at someone?
Who knows, hehe
Looks like fun though. I should try that sometime.
Toxo
Toxoplasmosis is actually rare in the Philippines. I have yet to see one case. Maybe I should go to France.
Really? That's nice to know
since I like medium rare steaks, heh. Still don't like cats though.
give the stupid french guy a break
4 centuries ago Galileo said the Earth was round and the Catholic church exiled him. Well he didn't exactly have a lifeline.. but turns out, the audience would've been wrong with that one too.
Haha, good point
Stupid audience.
Thanks
Oh...so it IS NOT the SUN that revolves around Earth..... It is the Moon...
Got to make a mental note... It is the Moon...the Moon...
LOL.... =p
Hahaha
Stop pretending to be French :-P
No need to worry
He got buried using the very same, blood-stained suit.
And yes, Joyfulchicken is old, he is 27! Yay! And he would volunteer to be the first (probably) patient with toxoplasmosis, and Benj will handle the case. Yay!
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Damn it!
I don't want toxoplasmosis! But it would be nice if more women get infected, bwahaha >:)
As if
that would matter to you. =P
http://awbholdings.com
Well,
every little bit helps, heh.
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