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Chickens watching Survivor: dumbest survivor ever

I'm doing this one earlier than usual because the season finale of Survivor:Micronesia starts in two hours. So let's hurry through this episode.

Erik won the reward challenge, and, in a clumsy attempt to get back on Amanda's good side, he shared his reward with her. That pissed off Natalie, who was pretty much his only ally in the game.


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Chickens watching Survivor: plot twists

Like they always do at this point every season, family members of the remaining survivors came over for a visit. But, for a change, there were less tears and more laughs this time.


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Chickens watching Survivor: chocolate cake and jugular floss

It was time for another Survivor auction, and everyone was given 500 fake dollars to bid on food and other goodies. Fun!


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Chickens watching Survivor: trust the guarantee

Another entertaining episode... yay!

The winners of this week's reward challenge went to an "authentic" Micronesian village for a feast. But little boy Erik was feasting his eyes on something else.


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Chickens watching Survivor: dabu means good

I think we just had the most entertaining episode of the season. Yay!

I wasn't happy last week when psycho bitch Ami was voted off and boring ice cream scooper Erik stayed. But the kid is starting to show that he can be somewhat funny too.


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Chickens watching Survivor: someone please call PETA

The latest episode of Survivor must have been designed to incur PETA's wrath. First, we start off with Ami dishing out some excessive violence on a crab.


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Chickens watching Survivor: Kathy's March Madness

The latest episode of Survivor came one day early, but I didn't feel compelled to do the recap early because there will be no new episode this week thanks to March Madness. Boo. Wait, I like March Madness. Yay.

Erik has been alternating between extreme love and extreme hate for his idol Ozzy all season long. Today, it's love.


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Chickens watching Survivor: medical drama edition

Previously on Survivor, Jonathan injured his knee. This week, things got worse for him.


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Chickens watching Survivor: the pecking order

This week, Jeff Probst announced a twist that isn't really a twist anymore because they do it every freaking season.


Now that it's no longer fans vs. favorites, I'll just refer to the tribes by their colors, because there's no way I can remember their wacky tribe names.

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Chickens watching Survivor: epidemic of evil

This week, evil seemed to have infected Micronesia. People were lying or acting like total jerks. It was fun.

The Jungle Love Alliance started to regret eliminating Yau-man after Eliza got sick, and they weren't very nice about it.


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