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Testosterone vs. Estrogen

philos's picture

Recent findings show that the length of your fingers may indicate your cognitive leanings. From the article:

Specifically, boys whose index fingers were short compared with their ring fingers tended to excel at numbers and girls with index and ring fingers of similar length tended to do better on the verbal portion of the test.

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Researchers believe hormones explain the findings. Finger length is thought to be determined in the womb, with exposures to testosterone and estrogen playing a key role. Greater testosterone exposure appears to result in a shorter index finger relative to the ring finger, while estrogen encourages more equality between the two fingers.

Apparently, testosterone promotes development of spatial and mathematical skills, while estrogen affects language skills. Is that why women talk all the time and men pay all the bills?

Hmm, this testosterone-estrogen dynamic sure can explain a lot of the gender-specific behavior we have. Here's a few I've listed down for violent reactions or interactions, however you prefer it.

1. Guys always wanting to score. (Testosterone = math skills)

2. Women asking grammatically correct yet impossible-to-answer questions like, "Do I look fat in these jeans?" (Estrogen = language skills)

3. Gay guys jabbering anywhere and anytime. (Guess which hormone is dominant here?)

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joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

My index fingers are way shorter than my ring fingers. Yay! I'm good at math!

This may also explain why my vocabulary is limited to words like "poop" :-D

carnifex's picture

Hmmm....

My index is 9.7 cm and my middle finger is 9.5 cm

Uh-oh...

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philos's picture

Whoa!!

You seem to be telling us a number of things there:
1. You have ridiculously long fingers
2. You have a longer index finger than your middle finger?!! I think that rules out math, better shift to another coursework hehe :P
3. You have ridiculously long fingers!

neko-chan's picture

No it's not.

He's saying 'cm' not inches! My middle finger is 8cm if I'm measuring it correctly. He's a guy so why not?

But a index finger longer than the middle finger? That's new. Show us! Show us!

And another thing. It's difficult to see which is longer, your index or your ring finger. Coz when you turn your hand around, the length changes. Must be the muscles pulling or bone orientation or whatever. Philos should be able to answer that.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah, looks like you're not

predestined for math. Go take up liberal arts or something :-P

I thought

we're talking about index and ring fingers here. Now I'm confused

so what if all my fingers are the same length? bwahahah

first of all

u should check if u have excessive body hair, and secondly u should chekc if u weight around 300 - 400 pounds and then u should check see whether u REALLY have a hand, cuz u might just be an orang-utan looking at ur own paw wondering why all ur fingers are all the same length. but hey, all animal is welcome.

wat the fuck? we got spell checks on the site now? aint dat a bitch?! hiii-ya bitch!

joyfulchicken's picture

We don't have spell checks here

If we do, it obviously doesn't work :-P

carnifex's picture

It's not the site.

Firefox 2 has a built-in spell checker, actually.

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joyfulchicken's picture

Dodge obviously isn't using Firefox 2

How else can you explain his atrocious spelling?

And JC obviously does

he spelled "atrocious" right

joyfulchicken's picture

Yay!

Thank you, Firefox 2.

philos's picture

Did you even read the blog?

Testosterone causes all those things including shorter index finger, not equal-finger-lenghted-ness, which is cause by estrogen... so the question should be, no offense meant, are you gay?

joyfulchicken's picture

When I was a kid,

I didn't listen to my parents when they told me not to poke the dog in the nose. That's why all my fingers are the same length.

neko-chan's picture

AHHAhahAHahHA!!!!

I don't know why you're saying this but it's funny! Yea it's me imagining things again.

joyfulchicken's picture

I was just trying to imagine a scenario

that would have given me equal-length fingers, heh.

Les Kitty's picture

None of my fingers are of equal length

What does that say about me?

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe

you have too much testosterone? :-P

Les Kitty's picture

Is it the new hair?

I knew it.

neko-chan's picture

Huh?

None of your comments made sense to me

joyfulchicken's picture

The Kitty cut her hair

She looks like a boy now :-D

philos's picture

A rather cute looking boy

hehe...

Les Kitty's picture

I think I'll become a ladies' boy soon

I'm a cute boy. Girls drool after me.

Trust me. :P

joyfulchicken's picture

What a coincidence

Girls drool after me too.

Les Kitty's picture

I find that hard to believe

Are you saying we look alike? T_T

philos's picture

I think you're confused

You must mean chickenjoy...

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joyfulchicken's picture

Oh great

Now I'm hungry and there's no food around. Damn it.

Les Kitty's picture

I'm lost

carnifex's picture

I demand a photo :-|

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Les Kitty's picture

Think of it this way

By not showing you the picture, I'm saving you from the threat of becoming gay :P

joyfulchicken's picture

Too late

Haven't you seen his latest blog entry? Heh.

carnifex's picture

My latest blog entry includes a very nice picture of a woman

Nothing gay there :P The only spooky thing about might have been that unseen picture, which made Kitty laugh herself silly.

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neko-chan's picture

Yea

Before I read it I actually thought he put up another picture of him in drag and I was thinking, that wasn't the only one?

carnifex's picture

Gay become I will not

Slightly bisexual - yes :-|

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neko-chan's picture

I don't think

he can qualify as gay for liking a boyish looking girl.

Les Kitty's picture

Unless he has an imaginative mind

And imagines the girl to be a boy :)

carnifex's picture

So if I imagine the girl to be a horse...

I'd better not pursue that line of thought :-|

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neko-chan's picture

Tell me!

What will you be then?

carnifex's picture

Ummm...

Cowboy?

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Les Kitty's picture

Hahaha

Yay for cowboys! XD

joyfulchicken's picture

A photo

isn't that hard to find. You just have to look for it :-P

Les Kitty's picture

Don't give them ideas

:P

neko-chan's picture

Carney, why

are you measuring your middle finger? Do you guys wear the ring on your middle finger.

Hahahahah! Long middle finger. I wonder what that means. Ahem. This is not for kids' ears.

carnifex's picture

We don't wear damn rings

So I don't know where it's put actually. Yes, I know, I'm a moron.

Anyway, yes, when measured from the joint, my middle finger is a bit shorter than index. My ring finger has an equal length as my index though.

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philos's picture

Errr...

I'm not sure I want to meet you anymore... having long fingers is one thing, but having a shorter middle finger? I don't know what that means, but it sure is creepy... oh, one more thing, change careers hehe

carnifex's picture

I bothered to remeasure my fingers

From thumb to pinky: 7, 10.5, 11.5, 10.5, 9 cm. I must have been a bit tipsy if I managed to measure my middle finger to be shorter :-|

Yes, I know, my fingers are long. However, I'm not a Korean, so I won't cut them :-|

I'm just happy, Philos, that you suggest changing career and not a gender :-|

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joyfulchicken's picture

Hey, changing gender could work for you

You can choose to be a stupid man or a smart woman, heh :-P

neko-chan's picture

I thought

you were going to talk about him in drag =P

joyfulchicken's picture

Oh right

That too :-P

carnifex's picture

If I were a girl

that wouldn't count as a drag anymore, right?

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philos's picture

Must be why

Women and gays keep rallying for equal rights hehe... Estrogen huh?

And why men are always chauvinistic :p

none of fingers my exceed 3.5 inches

my index finger is shorter, and i'm not good in math. i must be an exception to the rule.

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe your index fingers aren't short enough

I suggest using a carving knife.

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