Testosterone vs. Estrogen
Recent findings show that the length of your fingers may indicate your cognitive leanings. From the article:
Specifically, boys whose index fingers were short compared with their ring fingers tended to excel at numbers and girls with index and ring fingers of similar length tended to do better on the verbal portion of the test.
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Researchers believe hormones explain the findings. Finger length is thought to be determined in the womb, with exposures to testosterone and estrogen playing a key role. Greater testosterone exposure appears to result in a shorter index finger relative to the ring finger, while estrogen encourages more equality between the two fingers.
Apparently, testosterone promotes development of spatial and mathematical skills, while estrogen affects language skills. Is that why women talk all the time and men pay all the bills?
Hmm, this testosterone-estrogen dynamic sure can explain a lot of the gender-specific behavior we have. Here's a few I've listed down for violent reactions or interactions, however you prefer it.
1. Guys always wanting to score. (Testosterone = math skills)
2. Women asking grammatically correct yet impossible-to-answer questions like, "Do I look fat in these jeans?" (Estrogen = language skills)
3. Gay guys jabbering anywhere and anytime. (Guess which hormone is dominant here?)


Hmm
My index fingers are way shorter than my ring fingers. Yay! I'm good at math!
This may also explain why my vocabulary is limited to words like "poop" :-D
Hmmm....
My index is 9.7 cm and my middle finger is 9.5 cm
Uh-oh...
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Whoa!!
You seem to be telling us a number of things there:
1. You have ridiculously long fingers
2. You have a longer index finger than your middle finger?!! I think that rules out math, better shift to another coursework hehe :P
3. You have ridiculously long fingers!
No it's not.
He's saying 'cm' not inches! My middle finger is 8cm if I'm measuring it correctly. He's a guy so why not?
But a index finger longer than the middle finger? That's new. Show us! Show us!
And another thing. It's difficult to see which is longer, your index or your ring finger. Coz when you turn your hand around, the length changes. Must be the muscles pulling or bone orientation or whatever. Philos should be able to answer that.
Yeah, looks like you're not
predestined for math. Go take up liberal arts or something :-P
I thought
we're talking about index and ring fingers here. Now I'm confused
so what if all my fingers are the same length? bwahahah
first of all
u should check if u have excessive body hair, and secondly u should chekc if u weight around 300 - 400 pounds and then u should check see whether u REALLY have a hand, cuz u might just be an orang-utan looking at ur own paw wondering why all ur fingers are all the same length. but hey, all animal is welcome.
wat the fuck? we got spell checks on the site now? aint dat a bitch?! hiii-ya bitch!
We don't have spell checks here
If we do, it obviously doesn't work :-P
It's not the site.
Firefox 2 has a built-in spell checker, actually.
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Dodge obviously isn't using Firefox 2
How else can you explain his atrocious spelling?
And JC obviously does
he spelled "atrocious" right
Yay!
Thank you, Firefox 2.
Did you even read the blog?
Testosterone causes all those things including shorter index finger, not equal-finger-lenghted-ness, which is cause by estrogen... so the question should be, no offense meant, are you gay?
When I was a kid,
I didn't listen to my parents when they told me not to poke the dog in the nose. That's why all my fingers are the same length.
AHHAhahAHahHA!!!!
I don't know why you're saying this but it's funny! Yea it's me imagining things again.
I was just trying to imagine a scenario
that would have given me equal-length fingers, heh.
None of my fingers are of equal length
What does that say about me?
Maybe
you have too much testosterone? :-P
Is it the new hair?
I knew it.
Huh?
None of your comments made sense to me
The Kitty cut her hair
She looks like a boy now :-D
A rather cute looking boy
hehe...
I think I'll become a ladies' boy soon
I'm a cute boy. Girls drool after me.
Trust me. :P
What a coincidence
Girls drool after me too.
I find that hard to believe
Are you saying we look alike? T_T
I think you're confused
You must mean chickenjoy...
Oh great
Now I'm hungry and there's no food around. Damn it.
I'm lost
I demand a photo :-|
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Think of it this way
By not showing you the picture, I'm saving you from the threat of becoming gay :P
Too late
Haven't you seen his latest blog entry? Heh.
My latest blog entry includes a very nice picture of a woman
Nothing gay there :P The only spooky thing about might have been that unseen picture, which made Kitty laugh herself silly.
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Yea
Before I read it I actually thought he put up another picture of him in drag and I was thinking, that wasn't the only one?
Gay become I will not
Slightly bisexual - yes :-|
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I don't think
he can qualify as gay for liking a boyish looking girl.
Unless he has an imaginative mind
And imagines the girl to be a boy :)
So if I imagine the girl to be a horse...
I'd better not pursue that line of thought :-|
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Tell me!
What will you be then?
Ummm...
Cowboy?
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Hahaha
Yay for cowboys! XD
A photo
isn't that hard to find. You just have to look for it :-P
Don't give them ideas
:P
Carney, why
are you measuring your middle finger? Do you guys wear the ring on your middle finger.
Hahahahah! Long middle finger. I wonder what that means. Ahem. This is not for kids' ears.
We don't wear damn rings
So I don't know where it's put actually. Yes, I know, I'm a moron.
Anyway, yes, when measured from the joint, my middle finger is a bit shorter than index. My ring finger has an equal length as my index though.
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Errr...
I'm not sure I want to meet you anymore... having long fingers is one thing, but having a shorter middle finger? I don't know what that means, but it sure is creepy... oh, one more thing, change careers hehe
I bothered to remeasure my fingers
From thumb to pinky: 7, 10.5, 11.5, 10.5, 9 cm. I must have been a bit tipsy if I managed to measure my middle finger to be shorter :-|
Yes, I know, my fingers are long. However, I'm not a Korean, so I won't cut them :-|
I'm just happy, Philos, that you suggest changing career and not a gender :-|
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Hey, changing gender could work for you
You can choose to be a stupid man or a smart woman, heh :-P
I thought
you were going to talk about him in drag =P
Oh right
That too :-P
If I were a girl
that wouldn't count as a drag anymore, right?
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Must be why
Women and gays keep rallying for equal rights hehe... Estrogen huh?
And why men are always chauvinistic :p
none of fingers my exceed 3.5 inches
my index finger is shorter, and i'm not good in math. i must be an exception to the rule.
Maybe your index fingers aren't short enough
I suggest using a carving knife.
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