Too old to scoop ice cream
Most of you probably know that I'm not the most politically correct guy around. But this one really makes me mad.
What? Why must an ice cream scooper be younger than 25? That's age discrimination! Listen, I may be getting old, but I still can scoop ice cream as efficiently as any of you disrespectful young fools can. How dare you take away my opportunity of being the best professional ice cream scooper that I can be? Jerks.
Oh well, I guess that's one less career option for me. Growing old sucks.
And you need to be a graduate for...
...uh...what? Does ice scooping take that much skill and mental power?
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My new blog (even I don't know why I need it)
In this part of the world,
ice cream scooping is part of the high school curriculum.
Yup
You need to know to differentiate karamel sutra and karma sutra
maybe..
its a marketing strategy.. you know.. the younger the better hahaha!
But...
I look young!
It depends on what sort of ice-cream.
They're serving some special ice-cream. And actually, they probably won't hire anyone who will be 25 soon. No point for hiring him/her just for a few months.
I wonder if
they force their employees to retire at 25... evil capitalist pigs.
Tsk, tsk~~
You sound so frustrated~~ :P
Of course
Discrimination hurts! (Only when it happens to me, heh.)
It has something to do with
An old person's increased risk in acquiring osteoarthritis of the hands thus increasing his chances of missing lots of time at work.
But
osteoarthritis at 25? Come on!
Don't worry...
You can open up your own ice cream stand and man it with 45-year-old elementary grads. :3
Yes
45-year-old elementary grads with annoying personality and bad moral character?
YAY!
I'm still qualified :D :D But I'll just probably scoop it up my face HAHAHAHA.
That's the best part
of being an ice cream scooper :-D
Scoop.
Because a 30-year old ice cream scooper would look like a loser. And today's generation don't want anything to do with losers.
That's a good point
But I look 20, I swear :-(
it can be complicated
Maybe it's about juvenile arthritis. You'll never really know right? Or a diabetes precaution!
Hmm
I wonder if Willy Wonka is diabetic.
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