Yay! More videos of reporters screwing up on live TV! This batch is for those of you who prefer Freudian slips over vanilla slapstick.

Hmm, I better post a real blog entry soon. This site is starting to look like a YouTube clone. Damn you, YouTube!

What better way to start the week than with some good old-fashioned slapstick comedy?

Note: clip #1 is real, clip #2 is staged, and I'm not sure about clip #3. But who cares anyway? They're all funny.

The Chinese are notorious for their blatant disregard for intellectual property rights. You all probably know about their pirated DVDs. Heck, you probably own a few of those yourself. But do you know that they've also pirated the whole Disneyland? Yes, kids, they did.

Japanese journalist discovered this state-owned amusement park in Beijing that's an unauthorized clone of the famous Disneyland theme park. All your favorite Disney characters--or at least poor imitations of them--are there. Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy... all of them.

And Disney isn't the only victim of their shameless copyright infringement. Our friend Tiffy will be thrilled to know that there's even a Hello Kitty in the park. Yes, Tiffy, this Hello Kitty has no mouth either. Her whiskers are strangely curly though. Hmm.

Here's a video. See and laugh.

What makes the whole thing even more hilarious is the park management's insistence that their characters are all original. That's not Mickey Mouse, they say. That's actually a cat with very big ears! Heh. Yeah, right.

If you didn't get that, go find a Chinese person to explain it to you--shouldn't be too hard since there are more than a billion of us running around the planet.

Anyway, I was about ready to declare the Chinese as the baddest pirates in the world, until I came across this CNN.com story about how a children's TV show in Palestine stole Mickey, renamed him to Farfour, and had him encouraging kids to martyr themselves in the fight against Jews.

Holy. Cow. So the Chinese are excellent pirates, but these Muslim extremists are something else. And they somehow couldn't see the irony of using a secular symbol of American pop culture to advocate Islamic rule of the world. My head hurts both from laughing and worrying about the future of our world.

Here's some more stuff from the world's cutest terrorist.

Let's laugh at them while we still can. Soon enough, those brainwashed kids will grow up and launch a jihad against us in the name of Allah and His Prophet Mickey. And when that time comes, this won't be a laughing matter anymore.

I'm too lazy busy to post a decent blog entry, so, as usual, I'll just steal something from YouTube.

Here's the trailer of the PG version of the blockbuster film 300. Enjoy it with the whole family.

Oh great, now I'm hungry.

P.S. I really am busy, I swear. The chickens are about to move to a new server. Stay tuned for the new-look Chicken Mafia.

This is cute.

No fighting!

If we want to end the war in Iraq, we should just send 10,000 chickens over there. The chickens will stop Sunni rabbits and Shi'ite rabbits from fighting each other, and presto! No more rabbit civil war!

Chickens make the world a better place. Unlike cats. Cats are selfish. All they care about are their money and credit cards. Cats suck. Chickens rock!

And you rabbits... stop fighting!

Have you ever wondered what Jack Bauer does to kill time on days when there are no nefarious terrorist attacks on Los Angeles?

Have you ever wondered if Superman is really a nice guy?

Have you ever wondered if man's best friend can also be his drinking buddy?

In case you're wondering... yes, that's a beer, and no, it's nonalcoholic, so don't bother calling PETA.

China's giant pandas have been on the endangered species list for quite a while now. One big reason is that pandas in captivity apparently don't know how to have sex. Stupid pandas. So, a few years ago, scientists started showing them videos of other pandas mating--in short, panda porn--in an attempt to educate the clueless critters in the ways of love.

At the time, the idea seemed ridiculous. But guess what? It actually worked! Furry little perverts.

Want to know what panda porn looks like? Go take a look at PandaPorn.org and see if it improves your sex life.

SFWUYBIAGP (safe for work unless your boss is a giant panda)

Hey kids, let's play a game! Can you tell which is the real New York Post front page and which is The Colbert Report's Photoshopped version?

OK, so it's kinda obvious. Still, it makes you wonder what the New York Post's editors are smoking. Three cheers for tabloid journalism!

This has got to be the funniest paragraph I've ever come across on Wikipedia.

Care should always be exercised when registering a domain name: DNS is case-insensitive and the modern trend of words run together with intercapping can be misinterpreted when converted to lowercase. Who Represents, a database of artists and agents, chose whorepresents.com; a therapists' network thought therapistfinder.com looked good; Experts Exchange, the programmers' site, for a long time had expertsexchange.com; Another website operating as of October, 2006, is penisland.com, a website for Pen Island, an online pen vendor.

--from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domain_name

They say that men who have small penises compensate by driving big SUVs. Now, SUVs may be effective in helping you inflate your self-worth, but they're no good in some tight situations. Like this one.

This guy is probably wishing that he has a bigger penis.