Here's something to "tickle" your funnybone.

Did you laugh? What, you did? You, sir, are a heartless sociopath! Go see a shrink, sicko.

I have no idea what the giant phallic symbol on the roof of this little bakeshop is for.

Maybe it's just their way of saying, "Our baked goods are so tasty, you'll get a hard on!" Creepy perverts.

After Conan O'Brien jokingly mentioned the then non-existent "HornyManatee.com" on his show last week, NBC's legal department was forced to register the domain (click here for the whole story). Conan of course quickly turned it into a brilliant spoof of a porn site. He then asked the audience to send in their own pictures or drawings of hot manatee action. The audience obliged. They sent in pictures like this one....

And this one....

And... this one?

Um... OK... that's a cute manatee. And the panda beside her is adorable too. Ahahahaha! Oh, why... why must I be so mean?

Seriously, woman, it can't be that hard to differentiate between a manatee and a freaking panda, can it? That website is called HornyManatee.com for a reason. You'll have to find your dirty panda action somewhere else, OK?

I've always suspected that National Bookstore hires illiterate monkeys to stack their shelves. To be fair, I haven't actually seen a monkey in any of their branches. But there's plenty of circumstantial evidence. For instance, I saw The Food and Cooking of Vietnam & Cambodia under the "Philippine Cooking" section yesterday.

Huh? We invaded Vietnam and Cambodia? And we won? When did this happen? I really should watch the news more often.

What the hell is this? A dog humping a roll of Joy Bathroom Tissue on the roof of a taxi?

Now that's something you don't see everyday. If you do see that everyday, please consult a psychiatrist--you're probably schizophrenic.

Wow... I had no idea that washing your hands can get so complicated.

Hey, looks like they forgot step 1: pee on your hands. Why else would you need to wash your hands?

Ironically, there was no soap of any kind in this restroom. How's that for talking the talk and not walking the walk?

I was in a company-wide meeting earlier. It's that time of the year when the big kahunas tell you "nice job" and "keep up the good work" and all that nonsense.

Anyway, I was standing near a long line of computers. Think internet cafe without the partition. Right smack in the middle of these computers I saw this:

At first I thought it was a printer. But where does the paper come out? Hmmm.... Is it perhaps a scanner or a photocopier? But again, where does the paper come out?!! Is it a shredder? Where will the shreds go? It doesn't have one of those compartments for the shreds.

I couldn't resist my curiosity, so I took a closer inspection. There seems to be 3 buttons. 2 of these are marked "EJECT" while the middle 1 is marked "BREAK", very interesting. Is it some sort of external shared CD-ROM? Let's say you have 2 PCs with no CD-ROMs, do you connect the 2 PCs to this device? But I checked the wires at the back and there was only 1 set of wire connecting it to the PC on the right.

I didn't dare touch the POWER button so I just took a picture of it instead. Perhaps someone out there can tell me what it is. I'm obviously too lazy to Google about it. I only have time to blog about it and label the picture.

Is it a 3-disc CD changer? A waffle maker? What the hell is it?

I've seen lots of insane stuff on the Net over the years, and I like to think that nothing can shock or surprise me anymore. Still, from time to time, I see things that make me go "What the fuck?"

That was exactly what I blurted out when I checked CNN.com earlier and came across this story about the Super Columbine Massacre RPG, a free video game based on the Columbine High School shooting, where you get to control the two gun-totting kids.

What the fuck?

I know that people have made horrible video games about all kinds of crap--deer hunting, fitting oddly-shaped bricks together, etc. But one about killing children? Holy cow. That one is definitely in bad taste....

I want a copy!

I haven't played the game yet, but I've seen the screenshots on the game's official site, and....

Wow, such cheerful colors for a massacre game! I just love those old-school 2D graphics. But what I love even more is how the other students are just standing around, seemingly unworried about their two heavily-armed classmates.

Hey kids, I don't know about you, but if I see two people in trenchcoats walking towards me with automatic weapons, I'd run like hell in the opposite direction. Doesn't that make sense? Run, kids, run! Ow, too late. You're all dead.

Still, the game looks like it could be interesting. I think I'll give it a try when I have time.

Ok, I agree, entertainment is getting exceedingly stranger with time. But the British have just outdone even Hollywood in the weird-o-meter. I have just recently heard of a reality show aired in May of 2004 called There's Something About Miriam.

At the start, six men were presented with a lineup of beautiful women and asked to pick the one that they found most attractive. All of them selected a Mexican lingerie model named Miriam Rivera.

They tried to get to know each other, went out on dates, competed with each other--all in the effort to win the heart of Miriam. Pretty typical, right? So how come the producers warned the contestants that there "would be shocks and surprises along the way..."? Would it be like Average Joe where another bunch would come in to take over?

Not really. It did go well enough to the end without any hitches. Miriam went on to pick the guy who confessed to having fallen in love with her. But just before their prize was awarded (a yatch cruise and $10,000), the producers dropped the bomb.

She is a He!

Yes, that's Miriam's picture back when he was a boy!

If you're wondering what happened in the end.... The 6 went on to sue the producers and got what was rumored to be somewhere between $150,000 to $250,000 each, and Miriam got invited to join the cast of Big Brother Australia.

So much for the girl you'll take home to mom.

Happy Mother's Day to all mommies out there!

I understand that fast food may not be particularly healthy, but body bags? WTF?

Waiter: Do you want a doggie bag?
Customer: No, get me a body bag instead. I think I'm having a heart attack.