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chinesemafia's picture

I was in a company-wide meeting earlier. It's that time of the year when the big kahunas tell you "nice job" and "keep up the good work" and all that nonsense.

Anyway, I was standing near a long line of computers. Think internet cafe without the partition. Right smack in the middle of these computers I saw this:

At first I thought it was a printer. But where does the paper come out? Hmmm.... Is it perhaps a scanner or a photocopier? But again, where does the paper come out?!! Is it a shredder? Where will the shreds go? It doesn't have one of those compartments for the shreds.

I couldn't resist my curiosity, so I took a closer inspection. There seems to be 3 buttons. 2 of these are marked "EJECT" while the middle 1 is marked "BREAK", very interesting. Is it some sort of external shared CD-ROM? Let's say you have 2 PCs with no CD-ROMs, do you connect the 2 PCs to this device? But I checked the wires at the back and there was only 1 set of wire connecting it to the PC on the right.

I didn't dare touch the POWER button so I just took a picture of it instead. Perhaps someone out there can tell me what it is. I'm obviously too lazy to Google about it. I only have time to blog about it and label the picture.

Is it a 3-disc CD changer? A waffle maker? What the hell is it?

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joyfulchicken's picture

It's a butt scanner...

very popular with office workers who have had a little too much to drink at the office Christmas party.

It's a...

radio!!!

or a router. :P

Reminds me of Japan. I've been reading these books about Japanese products. It's a different picture out there!

:P

joyfulchicken's picture

Google says

it's a printer, which brings us back to Chinesemafia's original question: where does the paper come out?

Hmm.

Printer for Bank passbooks etc...

I think it's a printer for passbooks in banks or anything for validation....i guess... :)

carnifex's picture

...

...or money!
_____

So I open my door to my enemies
And I ask could we wipe the slate clean
But they tell me to please go fuck myself
You know you just can't win

Pink Floyd - Lost for Words

neko-chan's picture

It's so not

:S

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