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joyfulchicken's picture

No, I haven't gone over to the dark side. Tiffy has.

She is now a vegetarian after signing some sort of pledge at a camp run by evil vegans. The good news is that the pledge is only for one week. And the bad news? She says that she plans to be a vegetarian for real if she makes it through the week. Sad.

Oh well, let's have a little fun at her expense. See the new poll over there? People, place your bets now! (If you're late to the party, you can find the poll here.)

And though it may be too late to save Tiffy, you can still help keep the people you care about safe from the dangers of vegetarianism. Always look out for the warning signs.

And all you vegetarians out there, think about this: if God doesn't want us to eat animals, then why did he make them so delicious?

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Youre forgetting something

...that Tiffy is a girl and all girls think they're fat and go anorexic at some point in their lives. so I'm putting my money where statistics has its mouth

and oh, for all of June I swore to stick to kamote, red rice, sashimi and chicken breast. Better than vegetarianism, eh?

joyfulchicken's picture

That's a strange diet

But yeah, I guess having sashimi everyday isn't so horrible.

carnifex should know why kamote and red rice are good

carnie, would you kindly? :-P

joyfulchicken's picture

He can always run to Wikipedia,

but I bet he has never seen kamote and red rice where he lives.

carnifex's picture

Isn't kamote called...

...sweet potatoes in the normal world? :-P If so, then yeah, I have actually seen those where I live but I never bought them since unsweet potatoes seem to be just as good for me :-)
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joyfulchicken's picture

Sweet potatoes

are supposedly more nutritious though.

I'm actually impressed

that he knows what kamote is

philos's picture

Sounds like carbs delight

Healthy, but not for me. Why are you doing this btw?

I said this in my blog but heck I'll just say it again here

June is my "Eat like a fighter, live like a fighter month" for me

seriously tho, I just decided I'd resume Jiu Jitsu & need to get into this certain weight class

philos's picture

I actually read that

Just got confused by it.

Les Kitty's picture

Why?

Are you too heavy? D:

Yes I am as a matter of fact

I gained 10 lbs from the same date last year :(

did I just say "has its mouth" ?

for some reason that didnt sound right :-\

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah, what the hell?

Maybe the mercury from all the sashimi you eat is having bad effects on your brain :-P

carnifex's picture

Good God, Tiffy

Why why oh why? And there I thought you were actually intelligent. Pffft, girls.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Are you saying that

vegetarians are stupid? Time for a flamewar >:)

Les Kitty's picture

Are you calling me stupid?

Ahah! You stupid person!

Veg?

I was born to eat meat. Then so be it.

joyfulchicken's picture

Amen

Meatarians of the world, unite!

Les Kitty's picture

LOL. Can you link Tiffy

To ManilaFoodistas instead? :/

And BOO for the negative feedback!

joyfulchicken's picture

Done

This reminds me... how can you review restaurants like a good foodista if you can't eat meat? :-P

Les Kitty's picture

Well

Can I comment on vegetarian restaurants? And vegetarian choices? At least I'll be the vegetarian voice of the group :-P

joyfulchicken's picture

And let your friends

attack the main course while you eat the side dishes? Fun :-P

philos's picture

Would you at least consent to becoming

A pescatarian (I know it sounds stupid)? Much much healthier. Or a flexitarian?

joyfulchicken's picture

Or

a Pastafarian?

Les Kitty's picture

Actually

there's not much diff in protein intake between vegetarians an non-vegetarians. I think it's more of the Iron / B12 problem? Not sure though

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, yeah

You can get protein and iron from some veggies, but vitamin B12 can only be found in animals. Yay!

BODHI

is the only vegetarian "restaurant" I know, if you can even call it that. and either it really is the only place to get your GMO soy meat, or there are other vegetarian places I never heard of because I'm a cheap eater (and to quote Lauren D, I can't justify splurging on something I'll dump the following day). Which is also why I'll never be caught starting a food blog even when it's all the rage these days. But then again, I joined Arbet's food blog, so I just contradicted myself in 2 mins right there. Which ain't really 2 mins cos I'm typing this on by iPod and it takes a lot more effort and time to type on a virtual keyboard. So ok, this comment completely segued into a rathole. and Im stopping now cos it's already 4:20 am kthxbai

joyfulchicken's picture

Heh

Bodhi sucks. And you sound drunk.

Les Kitty's picture

Bodhi is NOT cheap

For me anyway. And Josh is right. You sound drunk.

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah, not cheap

Plus their food tastes horrible. Hate.

Les Kitty's picture

I actually like their food

Even though it's a bit expensive for that kind of food.

joyfulchicken's picture

I refuse to

even call it food.

veganism is actually cool..

Goodluck Tiffy! =)

joyfulchicken's picture

Yeah, cool...

says the Veganerd.

Wahahahahah!

Wahahahah! Veganerds! They're crazy...

You will never tempt me to the dark side!!!

You tofu suckers can kiss my...

hey I'm gonna have steak for dinner?! Yey!

joyfulchicken's picture

Mmm, I love steak

Except tofu steak of course. Yuck.

Lolz!

I dont really like tofu either..

philos's picture

Err... for a carnivore like myself

This would come out weird, but I love tofu, and tofu steak for that matter. I love miso soup with tofu, ma po tofu, agedashi tofu, fish with tofu, heck I even tried to fashion myself a tofu burger (which trust me, despite my love for tofu kept me away for some time). To me tofu's the ultimate compromise between veggy and meat.

joyfulchicken's picture

If you say "tofu"

one more time, we'll revoke your meatarian license :-P

Les Kitty's picture

Well, I really do love Tofu

And it rhymes with my name sort of -- Tiffy tofu.

joyfulchicken's picture

When you started

calling yourself Tiffy Tofu, I should have known that you were headed down the vegetarian path :-(

Les Kitty's picture

And you call yourself my friend

You didn't even try saving me.

joyfulchicken's picture

Maybe I was being selfish

Now that you're a vegetarian, I wouldn't have to pay up on the isaw that I owe you anymore, right? :-D

Les Kitty's picture

You owe me something else

Tofu steak. Or just pay up front with hard cash!

joyfulchicken's picture

Sorry...

not convertible to cash :-P Mmm, isaw....

chinesemafia's picture

Can a vegan consume any of these?

Veggie-meat? Eggs? Milk?

joyfulchicken's picture

Eggs and milk, no

veggie meat, yes, but possibly frowned upon.

carnifex's picture

I wonder when someone will establish a sect...

...of eating only unliving things (water, salts and crap, synthesized in the lab from petrol). Someone should push the doctrines of vegetarianism up to eleven, after all >:-)
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joyfulchicken's picture

I think

the ultimate form of vegetarianism would be to inject chlorophyll into yourself so that you can perform photosynthesis directly.

philos's picture

I believe there already is one

Jainism, so influential, a lot of Hindus became vegetarians hehe

joyfulchicken's picture

Not even close

Carnifex was talking about a system where even plants (because they're living things too) wouldn't be used as food.

Les Kitty's picture

That's impossible

Whoever will do that will not live very long.

joyfulchicken's picture

They'd be

sacrificing their own lives for other living things... quite noble in a retarded way.

Les Kitty's picture

People have died

for stupider reasons

Les Kitty's picture

If you're strictly vegan,

Milk and eggs are not allowed.

Veggie meat is totally fine of course.
I think in my organization, we're lacto ovo vegetarians. So milk and eggs are a go.

carnifex's picture

Lacto ovo vegetarian?

That sure sounds like some fucked up scientologist lingo :-|
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joyfulchicken's picture

No surprise there

Vegetarianism is a cult too.

Les Kitty's picture

You should know

You fucked up scientist, you!

ArsenaL's picture

i love to eat meat

because they're a lot more tastier than vegetables

joyfulchicken's picture

That's very insightful,

Captain Obvious :-P

Les Kitty's picture

Nothing's changed

You're still bullying ye underlings.

joyfulchicken's picture

That's not bullying

"Captain" is a title of respect, right?

Les Kitty's picture

Ooh the sarcasm game

Of course, Captain!

this is a response to joyfulchicken's comment

on my blog. i'm not defending jenina san miguel or anything, all i'm saying the platform where ppl launch their attack is stupid.

carnifex's picture

Dodge has a blog?

Are his blog posts just as incoherent?
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joyfulchicken's picture

Why are you responding here?

As if this comment section isn't already crowded enough :-P

Les Kitty's picture

He's dodge

What other reason does he need?

joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm, yeah

He's... special.

what's dodge's blog?

I would very much like to read and subscribe to another weeder's blog XD

joyfulchicken's picture

Here you go

carnifex's picture

My brain exploded

midway through the third sentence.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Hmm

I should have included a warning huh.

GO TIFFY!!!

I support you! :P

That's really brave--going veg~~ :P

carnifex's picture

Usually the difference between...

really brave and really stupid is negligible :-P
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Les Kitty's picture

Really?

So which are you?

carnifex's picture

Neither

I never fuck up my life with such nonsenses as vegetarianism, thank you.
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joyfulchicken's picture

What?

Don't tell me you're a vegetarian too :-(

philos's picture

Wow

I didn't know being vegetarian causes uncontrollable rage too... Tiffy! Come to your senses! You're becoming *gasp* an animal! Free Smileys & Emoticons at Clipart of.com

joyfulchicken's picture

I don't even know

which comment you're responding to :-P

philos's picture

If you observe

Her comments since your vegetarian blog came out are becoming increasingly harsh. That's all.

joyfulchicken's picture

Really?

I think she has always been like that. Maybe you just weren't paying attention :-P

Les Kitty's picture

Erm...

He's right. I've always been like that. Cause here in CM, people don't take things so seriously, ya know. So I comment differently here than everywhere else.

carnifex's picture

Yep, JC is right

Tiffy is on a permanent PMS no matter if she's provided with meat as a food or no.
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joyfulchicken's picture

Haha

Permanent PMS? Now that's harsh.

this won't work for me

coz i always love to eat meat & fish without compromising my weight :)

joyfulchicken's picture

Yes

Meatarians have more fun.

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